The Chinaman Song - contribute your verse in limerick style

There was a time when true community existed at your local watering hole. Along came the 80 and a "Greed is Good" mantra that ushered the current Age of Narcissism we find ourself mired in now. Today we do karaoke where someone who can not sing hogs the mike and painfully thinks in the grand delusion they are the talent.

So step back in time and pour a drink and let us put the internet to good use as we all do our part to revive the Chinaman Song. While the chorus is a bit foggy I do remember it involved Chinaman not eating pussy and was done to the tune of the old "Frito Bandito" commercial.

While it was supposed to be any lyric as long as done in limerick form, to this day I can not remember a single time the verse was not BLUE Section #7, subsection A & B.


To start us off, I give you a first submission.

IHIOGA, there was a chap from Madras,
Who had balls made out of brass.

They jangled together,
and played "Stormy Weather"

Till lightening shot out of his arse!