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re: Plaques Discussion Thread - Crafting/Buying/Selling etc.
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:14 pm to DownSouthJukin
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:14 pm to DownSouthJukin
Of COURSE he is 
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Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:15 pm to KSGamecock
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I bet he eats snails with his snaggletooth teeth. They’re prolly good for that.
Licks strumpets and hocs fish and chips.
Dirty, dirty man.
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:15 pm to DownSouthJukin
The Normans are related to Roman Gauls if you wanna be specific
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:15 pm to thatguy45
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:16 pm to DownSouthJukin
Sadly no
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:16 pm to thatguy45
The whole point of the Normans being Norman is that they weren’t related to the Gauls or the Franks.
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:16 pm to KSGamecock
Jealous of my pasta?
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:16 pm to KSGamecock
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Somebody catch the spaghetti falling out of that guy’s pockets.
Guglielmo il Conquistatore
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:17 pm to KSGamecock
Theres cross over among some Normans, I read about it once and sauces are never wrong
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:20 pm to thatguy45
Dirty, interbreeding people.
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:20 pm to DownSouthJukin
Imagine you’re Vikings right. You come from a cold land of snow, mist, and fjords. Icy winters, hard lands.
You hop in your longship and can go anywhere. The world is literally your oyster. Your cousins are raiding, conquering, and settling lands from Francia, to Ukraine, to Baghdad. Serving in the courts of Byzantine emperors and carving out kingdoms anywhere a river leads in Europe.
What do you choose to conquer and make your own? Somewhere in the South of France? A nice Greek Isle perhaps?
Nah, you choose fricking England. Nasty damp swamp-arse sheep-fricking Angleland.
Stupid Normans. Literally the retard Vikings.
You hop in your longship and can go anywhere. The world is literally your oyster. Your cousins are raiding, conquering, and settling lands from Francia, to Ukraine, to Baghdad. Serving in the courts of Byzantine emperors and carving out kingdoms anywhere a river leads in Europe.
What do you choose to conquer and make your own? Somewhere in the South of France? A nice Greek Isle perhaps?
Nah, you choose fricking England. Nasty damp swamp-arse sheep-fricking Angleland.
Stupid Normans. Literally the retard Vikings.
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:23 pm to KSGamecock
tRigG3red
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:24 pm to KSGamecock
Just lazy AF. They traveled what-like 20-30 miles? Then land on an island that was full of snaggle tooth people that worship rocks and call that conquering? Then they start interbreeding with them.
Just trash.
Just trash.
This post was edited on 2/27/19 at 8:25 pm
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:26 pm to DownSouthJukin
They didn’t even do it in a bad arse way. They had what? One pitched battle? Their Danish cousins knew how to throw a proper Viking party. They were raping and pillaging the Saxons for like 200 years. Truly metal.
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:26 pm to DownSouthJukin
You must be irish
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:26 pm to thatguy45
For the purposes of this thread we’re both just whatever you aren’t.
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:27 pm to thatguy45
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You must be irish
Nein.
This post was edited on 2/27/19 at 8:27 pm
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:28 pm to KSGamecock
I found this pic in another thread. Does anyone know who this is?
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:29 pm to DownSouthJukin
Looks like a Norman jaw with some Anglo teefs
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:30 pm to KSGamecock
Strong nose. Colorful tunic.
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