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Pio, what if cows walk up to the ocean, think it's a pond, and drink the salt water?

Posted on 12/12/24 at 4:27 am
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 12/12/24 at 4:27 am
Also, Pio, what if cows think the ocean is a pond, and lay down in the water, and get swept out to sea?


Shouldn't the government build fences to keep cows away from the ocean?
Posted by pioneerbasketball
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Posted on 12/12/24 at 4:45 am to
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Shouldn't the government build fences to keep cows away from the ocean?

Never will happen because they cant vote.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 12/12/24 at 4:48 am to
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Never will happen because they cant vote.




Posted by TigerLunatik
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Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 12/12/24 at 5:09 am to
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what if cows walk up to the ocean, think it's a pond, and drink the salt water?

The aliens will come up in their underwater submersibles and tag them for mutilation and refer to it as "science" so that our government doesn't accuse them of breaking the treaty that prohibits harm to humans and/or animals.
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 12/12/24 at 5:35 am to
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Pio, what if cows think the ocean is a pond, and lay down in the water, and get swept out to sea?



Nope


Mother Nature has the answer for this



NOM NOM NOM



Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 12/12/24 at 10:34 am to
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Pio, what if cows walk up to the ocean, think it's a pond, and drink the salt water?


That would save prep time when aging.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 12/12/24 at 11:11 am to
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TigerLunatik



This is a serious topic and you're making light of it.


Your lack of concern for cows is disgusting.
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 12/12/24 at 11:37 am to
I am very concerned about the cows. I do love my steaks.
Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
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Posted on 12/12/24 at 11:50 am to
They wouldn’t want the ocean, would they?
Posted by teamjackson
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Posted on 12/12/24 at 1:22 pm to
So many cows voted in this last election tho
Posted by kywildcatfanone
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Posted on 12/12/24 at 1:31 pm to
How would Pio know? He's never seen a cow or the ocean.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 12/12/24 at 2:38 pm to
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I am very concerned about the cows






LIAR!
Posted by Radio One
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Member since Sep 2023
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Posted on 12/12/24 at 2:39 pm to
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Never will happen because they cant vote.

Not yet. Remember women didn’t use to be able to vote
This post was edited on 12/12/24 at 2:40 pm
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