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Meanwhile in Alabama...
Posted on 6/28/19 at 1:34 pm
Posted on 6/28/19 at 1:34 pm
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The Limestone County Sheriff's Office tweeted that 35-year-old Mickey Paulk was caught Thursday night following a chase in which he rammed an investigator's vehicle. Authorities had been seeking Paulk on multiple felony warrants unrelated to the squirrel he named "Deeznutz," which was made infamous after police said they were warned about a meth-fueled squirrel that had been trained to attack.
Off-season is especially tough on Alabamians.
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Posted on 6/28/19 at 1:36 pm to LordLouisiana
Just give the squirrel a shot of heroin and it will calm down then. But there’s no smack in Alabama so they’ll have to use pharmaceuticals.
Posted on 6/28/19 at 1:38 pm to LordLouisiana
I feel like this story is an injustice to the readership since there’s no video of Deeznutz engaging in a meth-fueled attack.
Posted on 7/3/19 at 9:59 pm to LordLouisiana
Your move, Florida
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