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re: Learning material on our fave subject...Arkansas

Posted on 2/11/19 at 4:56 pm to
Posted by KSGamecock
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Posted on 2/11/19 at 4:56 pm to
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We could tag team and take out KSG???


I like where this is going.
Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 2/11/19 at 4:57 pm to
You cant bail. You've doomed us all
Posted by SECdragonmaster
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Posted on 2/11/19 at 5:06 pm to
I’m in for this piggilicious AMA!

1. What is your favorite flavor of fancy Arkansas drink/Kool-Aid?

2. Which of your brothers tried to have sex with you first? Your older one or your younger one?

3. If you were wrongfully put into an insane asylum, how would you convince them that you’re actually sane and not just pretending to be sane?

4. If you were held at gun point and told that if you didn’t impress them with your dance moves you would be killed, what dance moves would you bust out?
Posted by SECdragonmaster
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Posted on 2/11/19 at 5:10 pm to
What kind of tires do they use under the Arkansas Governor's Mansion?
Posted by KSGamecock
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Posted on 2/11/19 at 5:12 pm to
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2. Which of your brothers tried to have sex with you first? Your older one or your younger one?




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What kind of tires do they use under the Arkansas Governor's Mansion?


Posted by SECdragonmaster
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Posted on 2/11/19 at 5:12 pm to
Who is your most prized Arkansas native born son?

1. President Bill Clinton
2. Joe Dirt
3. Johnny Cash
Posted by SECdragonmaster
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Posted on 2/11/19 at 5:13 pm to
Did piggs abandon this impromptu AMA?
Posted by KSGamecock
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Posted on 2/11/19 at 5:15 pm to
She ran when she saw Carolina Girl come in to fight her.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
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Posted on 2/11/19 at 5:16 pm to
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She ran when she saw Carolina Girl come in to fight her.


I thought so.

Does that make this the official CarolinaGirl AMA since she has run in and peed everywhere to mark her territory?
Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 2/11/19 at 5:17 pm to
slight side note but the Clinton library kinda looks like a trailer
Posted by SECdragonmaster
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Posted on 2/11/19 at 5:19 pm to
Just like a double wide!!
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 2/11/19 at 5:27 pm to
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In a begging kind of way, from a pleading point of view...can you send us up a Bear Bryant/ Frank Broyles caliber guy from the cradle of coaches.


Knowing us that will happen with or without my blessing
Posted by piggilicious
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Posted on 2/11/19 at 5:32 pm to
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How do you like a martini made?


Vermouth sloshed in the glass then extra poured out.

2 1/2 jiggers vodka, 1 jigger olive brine poured into cold shaker with ice, shaken poured into glass. 2 bleu cheese olives added to glass. (Really any kind of olive but that’s my fave)
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37309 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 5:37 pm to
quote:

1. What is your favorite flavor of fancy Arkansas drink/Kool-Aid?

2. Which of your brothers tried to have sex with you first? Your older one or your younger one?

3. If you were wrongfully put into an insane asylum, how would you convince them that you’re actually sane and not just pretending to be sane?

4. If you were held at gun point and told that if you didn’t impress them with your dance moves you would be killed, what dance moves would you bust out?


1. Cherry, I’m a simple gal

2. I did have 2 older brothers but neither you nasty thing Now I may or may not have mugged around with a 3rd cousin at a wedding reception once. That doesn’t count does it?

3. I think I may be in serious trouble if that happened

4. Electric slide
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 2/11/19 at 5:38 pm to
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What kind of tires do they use under the Arkansas Governor's Mansion?


They came and grabbed some out of my brothers collection in his yard.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
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Posted on 2/11/19 at 5:39 pm to
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Now I may or may not have mugged around with a 3rd cousin at a wedding reception once. That doesn’t count does it?


Love it.

Arkansas keeping it real!!!
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 5:40 pm to
Unrelated but I thought this was funny. This guy is wanted for dumping more than 100,000 tires around Atlanta, sometimes in the middle of subdivision streets.

LINK

Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37309 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 5:42 pm to
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1. President Bill Clinton 2. Joe Dirt 3. Johnny Cash


Probably Johnny. Altho Bill did kind of help us get a name if that make sense. I was a freshman in college during the campaign and my history prof stood in the front of the class - he was from NY- and told us that there was no way in hell a man from Ark would be president. I hate ppl like that.

Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 2/11/19 at 5:43 pm to
Why?
Posted by piggilicious
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Posted on 2/11/19 at 5:43 pm to
The Clinton Pres Library looks like a trailer and a spaceship had rough sex and conceived.
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