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Posted on 6/8/13 at 1:23 am to TbirdSpur2010
Posted on 6/8/13 at 1:23 am to TbirdSpur2010
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Dat boi nasty
Ok, you have me
I will attend my first game at the KC Royals stadium...........in Cardinal red
Gotta support my Aggies!
There you go!!
I know we have 3 at least southern boys in our pitching rotation - Wacha, Lance Lynn and Adam Wainwright. You'll be much happier as a Cards fan, trust me.
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Posted on 6/8/13 at 1:25 am to bamafan425
Drunk. Same difference.
Posted on 6/8/13 at 1:25 am to semotruman
I'm pretty sure I was just seconds away from being in a race riot
Posted on 6/8/13 at 1:26 am to genro
frick it, I want one more drink.
Posted on 6/8/13 at 1:26 am to semotruman
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I know we have 3 at least southern boys in our pitching rotation - Wacha, Lance Lynn and Adam Wainwright. You'll be much happier as a Cards fan, trust me.
It is twitter official
Now I just need to find a Wacha jersey to add to my collection
Posted on 6/8/13 at 1:27 am to Lee County Tiger
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I'm pretty sure I was just seconds away from being in a race riot
sips a Smirnoff Ice
Don't judge me
Posted on 6/8/13 at 1:28 am to 15sammy34
What, because I'm here? Understandable.
Posted on 6/8/13 at 1:29 am to genro
No doubt.
But seriously I just want to hear a few more songs and have one more.
But seriously I just want to hear a few more songs and have one more.
Posted on 6/8/13 at 1:29 am to genro
Shut up, pussy.
Posted on 6/8/13 at 1:31 am to TbirdSpur2010
Went to a gas station after the gig tonight in GA. The ratio of black to white was 50 to 1. And they were all drunk and wanting to fight. I walked past a fight about to start and some guys started hollerin' "hey white boy"
There were guys pants falling off and titties falling out all over the place. The cops arrived as I was leaving. Passed the party wagon on my way out of town.
There were guys pants falling off and titties falling out all over the place. The cops arrived as I was leaving. Passed the party wagon on my way out of town.
Posted on 6/8/13 at 1:33 am to Lee County Tiger
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There were guys pants falling off and titties falling out all over the place. The cops arrived as I was leaving. Passed the party wagon on my way out of town.
You fricking musicians and your situations
Posted on 6/8/13 at 1:34 am to Lee County Tiger
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Went to a gas station after the gig tonight in GA. The ratio of black to white was 50 to 1. And they were all drunk and wanting to fight. I walked past a fight about to start and some guys started hollerin' "hey white boy"
There were guys pants falling off and titties falling out all over the place. The cops arrived as I was leaving. Passed the party wagon on my way out of town.
What I hate is if I'm ever in a similar situation I'm expected to throw down with whatever group of "brothas" is present
Can't even understand what they're saying half the time because I don't speak hood slang Posted on 6/8/13 at 1:34 am to TbirdSpur2010
Hey, Genro, LCT!! 
OK, I have a funny story about Smirnoff Ice. A few years ago, a friend talked me into doing the online dating thing. I talked to this guy a bit, and we agreed to meet up at a bar to see a band that I liked. Up to this point, he seemed very nice, and normal.
We meet outside the club, and he's drinking a Smirnoff Ice. On the sidewalk, outside the club. Strike 1. We go in, and he slips his bottle under his jacket; yes, he snuck a bottle of Smirnoff Ice into the bar. Strike 2. Inside, he takes off his jacket, and is wearing a shell necklace, the kind I bought at the beach as a teenager. Strike 3.
So, after he finishes his bootlegged Smirnoff Ice and throws the bottle away, we went to the bar. Instead of asking me what I'd like, he leans over to the bartender, and says, "I'll have a Smirnoff Ice. Oh, and what do you want?" I looked at the bartender, told him I'd have a vodka tonic, Ketel One, 2 limes. The bartender looks at me, looks back at the guy, and just shakes his head.
That pretty much ended my foray into online dating.
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sips a Smirnoff Ice
Don't judge me
OK, I have a funny story about Smirnoff Ice. A few years ago, a friend talked me into doing the online dating thing. I talked to this guy a bit, and we agreed to meet up at a bar to see a band that I liked. Up to this point, he seemed very nice, and normal.
We meet outside the club, and he's drinking a Smirnoff Ice. On the sidewalk, outside the club. Strike 1. We go in, and he slips his bottle under his jacket; yes, he snuck a bottle of Smirnoff Ice into the bar. Strike 2. Inside, he takes off his jacket, and is wearing a shell necklace, the kind I bought at the beach as a teenager. Strike 3.
So, after he finishes his bootlegged Smirnoff Ice and throws the bottle away, we went to the bar. Instead of asking me what I'd like, he leans over to the bartender, and says, "I'll have a Smirnoff Ice. Oh, and what do you want?" I looked at the bartender, told him I'd have a vodka tonic, Ketel One, 2 limes. The bartender looks at me, looks back at the guy, and just shakes his head.
That pretty much ended my foray into online dating.
This post was edited on 6/8/13 at 1:36 am
Posted on 6/8/13 at 1:36 am to TbirdSpur2010
My friend who I played with was with me. He joked that he was gonna yell out that he had $500 that I could kick any of the people's there asses.
I informed him I didn't have my shank, nor did I want to be shanked.
I informed him I didn't have my shank, nor did I want to be shanked.
Posted on 6/8/13 at 1:37 am to semotruman
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online dating.
I guess I can understand that for folks that aren't as social, but I don't think I could ever do it myself. Posting on this site is as technologically advanced as I get.
Posted on 6/8/13 at 1:37 am to InVolNerable
What the frick did I do to you, faggo-tron?
This post was edited on 6/8/13 at 1:38 am
Posted on 6/8/13 at 1:38 am to semotruman
That's funny, semo
Posted on 6/8/13 at 1:39 am to genro
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