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Posted on 12/11/24 at 10:26 pm to
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58728 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 10:26 pm to
quote:

I'm not going crazy, right?


If you are here, odds are excellent you are already bat sh*t cray cray.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58728 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 10:27 pm to
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Your wife is lovely.


I forget, is she the beard or the tranny?

It is hard to keep up with you kids today.
Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
2243 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 10:39 pm to
Idk. She looks nice. I don’t know if we would be friends or fight each other. But she looks nice.
Posted by teamjackson
call me Walnut
Member since Nov 2012
7040 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 10:54 pm to
I mean she's pretty dope
Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
2243 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 10:57 pm to
I dig that she is also tatted.
Did you stalk my profile yet?
This post was edited on 12/11/24 at 10:58 pm
Posted by teamjackson
call me Walnut
Member since Nov 2012
7040 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 11:06 pm to
Not yet. Should i?
Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
2243 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 11:08 pm to
No. It’s not like I’ve hidden a huge detail of my life or anything…
Posted by teamjackson
call me Walnut
Member since Nov 2012
7040 posts
Posted on 12/12/24 at 8:06 am to
Oh... wow. Ok now i see!

Your secret is safe with me
Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
2243 posts
Posted on 12/12/24 at 8:10 am to
It’s not a secret. I just am not really interested in sharing that part of my life yet. But I know when I do they will be cool. Because this is the best board with the best crew of weirdos. <3
Posted by teamjackson
call me Walnut
Member since Nov 2012
7040 posts
Posted on 12/12/24 at 12:46 pm to
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Because this is the best board with the best crew of weirdos. <3


Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
30667 posts
Posted on 12/13/24 at 12:03 pm to
quote:

It’s not a secret. I just am not really interested in sharing that part of my life yet. But I know when I do they will be cool. Because this is the best board with the best crew of weirdos. <3


It's been obvious since day 1 you are a furry.

Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
2243 posts
Posted on 12/13/24 at 12:08 pm to
Naw. It’s way more boring than that.
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
30667 posts
Posted on 12/13/24 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

Naw. It’s way more boring than that.


So you're a foot hooker?

Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
2243 posts
Posted on 12/13/24 at 8:16 pm to
Nope. If you really like need to know I will just tell you.
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
30667 posts
Posted on 12/13/24 at 8:33 pm to
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Nope. If you really like need to know I will just tell you.


Making jokes is more fun, even if I'm the only one that laughs.

I mean, I imagine being a foot hooker is pretty damn boring.

And it can't be painting little army men and then blowing them up, because that would be awesome, not boring.

Are you part of a tribute band that takes death metal songs and then sings them as children's lullabies? Nah, that might be fun.

Crochet little mittens for dogs? That sounds boring as frick.

Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
2243 posts
Posted on 12/13/24 at 8:51 pm to
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Are you part of a tribute band that takes death metal songs and then sings them as children's lullabies?


You got me.
Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
2243 posts
Posted on 12/13/24 at 8:52 pm to
Also I need to look into dog mittens. I have 4 so they may be the perfect victims.
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