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If you don’t live in Louisiana, do you ever feel left out here on the Rant?
Posted on 6/11/24 at 5:06 pm
Posted on 6/11/24 at 5:06 pm
You know, you’re reading a thread full of people calling one another cunnies about basketball or baseball or something and then somebody brings up an intersection in Baton Rouge that is particularly hard to navigate and the entire thing is derailed and in my case you know I am a Midwesterner though I have warm feelings for the South but I haven’t ever even been in the STATE of Louisiana much less be familiar with it and maybe I won’t ever even get there let alone the north side of BR and what is the best theater in the city where they have a lot of applause from the Party seats but a woman down in the prole part of the house suddenly started kicking up a fuss and shouting they didnt oughter of showed it not in front of kids they didnt it aint right not in front of kids it aint until the police turned her out i dont suppose anything happened to her nobody cares what the proles say typical prole reaction they never
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This post was edited on 6/11/24 at 5:12 pm
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Posted on 6/11/24 at 5:20 pm to Radio One
Due to circumstances beyond my control I'm living in 1BIGTigerFan's basement right now, and when his "partner" comes in town he makes me go stay at TigerLunatik's place for a few days.
So I guess you could say I've seen some things.
Some Louisiana things.
In my experience it's mostly a cross between Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil and Swamp People.
So I guess you could say I've seen some things.
Some Louisiana things.
In my experience it's mostly a cross between Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil and Swamp People.
Posted on 6/11/24 at 6:06 pm to Radio One
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You know, you’re reading a thread full of people calling one another cunnies about basketball or baseball or something and then somebody brings up an intersection in Baton Rouge that is particularly hard to navigate and the entire thing is derailed and in my case you know I am a Midwesterner though I have warm feelings for the South but I haven’t ever even been in the STATE of Louisiana much less be familiar with it and maybe I won’t ever even get there let alone the north side of BR and what is the best theater in the city where they have a lot of applause from the Party seats but a woman down in the prole part of the house suddenly started kicking up a fuss and shouting they didnt oughter of showed it not in front of kids they didnt it aint right not in front of kids it aint until the police turned her out i dont suppose anything happened to her nobody cares what the proles say typical prole reaction they never
Posted on 6/11/24 at 6:11 pm to Radio One
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somebody brings up an intersection in Baton Rouge that is particularly hard to navigate
BTW that doesn't really narrow it down. You're describing 90% of the roads here.
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I won’t ever even get there let alone the north side of BR
Been here nearly 50 years and I've only been there a handful of times. Not exactly where you wanna be spending your time.
Posted on 6/11/24 at 7:31 pm to Radio One
Damn, that’s a long sentence
Posted on 6/11/24 at 8:52 pm to paperwasp
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So I guess you could say I've seen some things.
Some Louisiana things.
Wasp does he ever makes you put the lotion on?
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If you don’t live in Louisiana, do you ever feel left out here on the Rant
Nope a lot of the things they bitch about in BR and Nawlins I dont have to deal with here in Oklahoma.
This post was edited on 6/11/24 at 10:46 pm
Posted on 6/12/24 at 1:37 am to OK Roughneck
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does he ever makes you put the lotion on?
Posted on 6/12/24 at 8:05 am to OK Roughneck
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Wasp does he ever makes you put the lotion on?
Let's just say I'm extremely moisturized.
Posted on 6/12/24 at 2:47 pm to paperwasp
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I guess you could say I've seen some things.
Some Louisiana things.
Old school would be the NOLA bordello spider thing.
Kids today don't know what they missed out on.
Posted on 6/12/24 at 9:28 pm to paperwasp
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Let's just say I'm extremely moisturized.
Well it's better to be well moisturized than well Lubed.
Hope you all had a great day.
Posted on 6/13/24 at 1:53 am to OK Roughneck
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better to be well moisturized than well Lubed
Who says he isn't lubed? We can also say that he doesn't have to pay for a proctologist.
Posted on 6/13/24 at 4:30 am to Cheese Grits
Bozo the clown use to have a toilet paper game.
Today, that same game would be a flex.
Today, that same game would be a flex.
Posted on 6/13/24 at 7:59 am to TigerLunatik
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We can also say that he doesn't have to pay for a proctologist.
...... only wasp would use safe words like STOP and HELP Have a Great day all I'll be in the hayfield.
Posted on 6/13/24 at 8:13 am to pioneerbasketball
Bozo was tame with toilet paper game!
Long ago and far away (NOLA) the most expensive "sex act" was they put you in a steamy room in an old claw foot tub and fill it with pleasantly warm / hot water and scents.
They would drop the nekkid male in this solution with his junk exposed just above the water level.
(no pic of this but you can visualize on your own)
Next thread would be attached at one end to the lady of the evening's fingers similar to this.
The other end of the thread would be attached to the abdomen of one of these puppies.
The "sex act" performed by the woman was to manipulate the hairy spider so just its furry legs contacted the man's junk. It could go on for quite some time (so the high expense) and was supposed to mix the terror of the spider on your exposed junk with the heightened sensation of the soft, hairy feet tickling said junk.
I heard about this in my youth but the popularity seems to die out after WWI or WWII so never got any first hand experience here.
Long ago and far away (NOLA) the most expensive "sex act" was they put you in a steamy room in an old claw foot tub and fill it with pleasantly warm / hot water and scents.
They would drop the nekkid male in this solution with his junk exposed just above the water level.
(no pic of this but you can visualize on your own)
Next thread would be attached at one end to the lady of the evening's fingers similar to this.
The other end of the thread would be attached to the abdomen of one of these puppies.
The "sex act" performed by the woman was to manipulate the hairy spider so just its furry legs contacted the man's junk. It could go on for quite some time (so the high expense) and was supposed to mix the terror of the spider on your exposed junk with the heightened sensation of the soft, hairy feet tickling said junk.
I heard about this in my youth but the popularity seems to die out after WWI or WWII so never got any first hand experience here.
Posted on 6/13/24 at 8:32 am to Cheese Grits
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The "sex act" performed by the woman was to manipulate the hairy spider so just its furry legs contacted the man's junk
Posted on 6/13/24 at 9:27 am to avishpal02776
This will end well for you new poster
Posted on 6/13/24 at 12:34 pm to Cheese Grits
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The "sex act" performed by the woman was to manipulate the hairy spider so just its furry legs contacted the man's junk. It could go on for quite some time (so the high expense) and was supposed to mix the terror of the spider on your exposed junk with the heightened sensation of the soft, hairy feet tickling said junk.
I've tried this once, but they couldn't use a tarantula. Had to be one of these little dudes.
Posted on 6/13/24 at 3:28 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
Those little fellers are sooooo awesome.
Posted on 6/14/24 at 8:11 am to Radio One
Baton Rouge is easier to live in than your post is to read...just sayin.
Posted on 6/14/24 at 8:14 am to paperwasp
I didn't know you were staying at Lunatik's house when you weren't at mine?
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