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re: If you and one other SEC ranter were the last two people on Earth

Posted on 4/9/14 at 12:09 pm to
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
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Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 4/9/14 at 12:09 pm to
quote:

I'm gonna say one of the females


But that's just us



fify
Posted by Legendary0903
Tree Fiddy Green Money
Member since Jan 2014
4416 posts
Posted on 4/9/14 at 12:09 pm to
quote:

who is down for butthole licking


I wouldn't mind being the butthole lickee.

For real though, hot chick, full C's, little waist, large arse, slightly intelligent, pretty eyes, and up for letting me piihb. I'm not ready for chitlins yet, world's end or not.
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
Crimson Tide Fan Club
Member since Oct 2012
15574 posts
Posted on 4/9/14 at 12:11 pm to
quote:

I wouldn't mind being the butthole lickee.



well of course, I'm not making down for butthole licking a requirement just so I can enjoy the taste for all of eternity.

quote:

For real though, hot chick, full C's, little waist, large arse, slightly intelligent, pretty eyes, and up for letting me piihb. I'm not ready for chitlins yet, world's end or not.


we may need to expand the search zone beyond the rant to find someone in that mold.
This post was edited on 4/9/14 at 12:12 pm
Posted by Phat Phil
Krispy Kreme
Member since May 2010
7536 posts
Posted on 4/9/14 at 12:15 pm to
If the girl is extremely hot, I'd toss her salad even when she suffers from swamp arse.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 4/9/14 at 12:16 pm to
OBReb6

quote:

Not even top 10



I still stand by my assertion that you should've been banned for the highly inappropriate "leukemia" comment.

But I applaud you for somehow being able to make that comment and in the same thread get me banned for disapproving of said comment.

You hit a homerun in that thread.
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 4/9/14 at 12:21 pm to
Someone big that I could eat off of in case it comes to that, so hole
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 4/9/14 at 12:22 pm to
So Rantable?
Posted by UMRealist
Member since Feb 2013
35654 posts
Posted on 4/9/14 at 12:23 pm to
quote:

well of course, I'm not making down for butthole licking a requirement just so I can enjoy the taste for all of eternity.


fricking CBE
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Member since Oct 2012
15574 posts
Posted on 4/9/14 at 12:23 pm to
Sort of a spin off question.

Say you were doing the whole deserted island thing and you got to choose one of two women.

The first is a legit OT 8.786 or higher, and the second has got a few extra pounds on her an IRL 5.5 lets say.

You are told that hot one is going to be real boring "on the sand" straight missionary, doesn't get into it, super stingy on the blowjobs. While the other one is wild, loves things going in her butthole all the wonders you could hope for.

which do you choose?
Posted by REBEL5 AC
Member since Sep 2012
15809 posts
Posted on 4/9/14 at 12:25 pm to
Teach the 9...or just put it in her butt. It's only you 2 left.
Posted by Mr.Sinister
South Carolina
Member since Dec 2012
4956 posts
Posted on 4/9/14 at 12:30 pm to
quote:

You are told that hot one is going to be real boring "on the sand" straight missionary, doesn't get into it, super stingy on the blowjobs. While the other one is wild, loves things going in her butthole all the wonders you could hope for.

which do you choose?



thats not even a legit question.
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
41553 posts
Posted on 4/9/14 at 12:32 pm to
quote:

I still stand by my assertion that you should've been banned for the highly inappropriate "leukemia" comment.

But I applaud you for somehow being able to make that comment and in the same thread get me banned for disapproving of said comment.

You hit a homerun in that thread

fricking LOL I forgot about that

They deleted that thread with the quickness. What was your reply to me? I never saw it.
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 4/9/14 at 12:34 pm to
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
Crimson Tide Fan Club
Member since Oct 2012
15574 posts
Posted on 4/9/14 at 12:35 pm to
I would choose the IRL 5.5 for what its worth.
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
41553 posts
Posted on 4/9/14 at 12:37 pm to
He started a thread calling out Dmagic and asking where he has been, I replied and said something like "He just found out he has leukemia you dick"


Never saw his reply, and I doubt I had anything to do with his banning. It was probably more so for calling out someone in a thread title, which is against the rules.
This post was edited on 4/9/14 at 12:38 pm
Posted by KajunGator
Lake Arthur, LA
Member since May 2011
7530 posts
Posted on 4/9/14 at 12:40 pm to
If you are talking about this as a post-apocalyptic scenario...first choice would be Nurse (if she does, in fact, have any medical training) even if just from a survivability standpoint.
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16295 posts
Posted on 4/9/14 at 12:43 pm to
quote:

Never saw his reply, and I doubt I had anything to do with his banning. It was probably more so for calling out someone in a thread title, which is against the rules.


I was reading that thread but cannot remember specifically, other than him being really needy that day..
Kills and Sorant. Love both of them but they're the most obvious when having off their rocker days.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 4/9/14 at 12:45 pm to
the thing is that I wasn't really calling out DMagic. He's one of the few posters on this site that I actually enjoy.

I was just messing around with him that day since it was April Fools. I had been fricking with him in another unrelated thread and was continuing my April Fools prank...but it appears I was ultimately pranked by the Admin who banned me on April Fools.

Therefore, frick you admins, frick you OBReb, and frick you DMagic.
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
41553 posts
Posted on 4/9/14 at 12:46 pm to
Why did you take my post seriously since it was April fools day?
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
117187 posts
Posted on 4/9/14 at 12:48 pm to
You might as well started a hard legging welcome thread.
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