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If there was an alien invasion what would you do

Posted on 1/18/19 at 6:15 pm
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
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Posted on 1/18/19 at 6:15 pm
As far as type of aliens, Im thinking large carnivorous lizard types with brain rape powers. Close encounters type wouldn't be very intense.
What would you do if they appeared and were going to take over the planet? Would it be a run and hide situation, would you wrap your head in Reynolds wrap and hit the local gun store? Would you try to side with them?
Assume that they will be here for years and they will be looking for human cattle
This post was edited on 1/18/19 at 6:20 pm
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 1/18/19 at 6:21 pm to
Turn Quisling. Help oversee the human farms.
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
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Posted on 1/18/19 at 6:26 pm to
So youre a house kinda slave? What system would you use to grade the meat?
My first inclination would be to gtfo of dodge, and away from where the aliens roam.
As far as fighting them, the thing to look for would be a disease to kill them, ala V or war of the worlds, and poison their human livestock. But being as I don't have access to a bio lab this would be difficult.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 1/18/19 at 6:26 pm to
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Im thinking large carnivorous lizard types with brain rape powers


So Goldman Sachs
Posted by thatguy45
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Member since Sep 2017
19422 posts
Posted on 1/18/19 at 6:29 pm to
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So Goldman Sachs

Goldman Sachs meets the FDA and IRS
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 1/18/19 at 6:29 pm to
I would start by feeding them Arkansawians. Nice fat juicy human hams.

That would get them to trust me.

Then I’d slowly rotate through New Jerseyans, New Yorkers, Massachusettsians, and Californians.

Then after a few years I’d get to the Kentuckish and they’d die from them and we’d be good.

I’d be a hero.
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 1/18/19 at 6:30 pm to
I know lots of places to go.
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
19422 posts
Posted on 1/18/19 at 6:32 pm to
Your moms basement isn't a secret, Ive seen it
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
19422 posts
Posted on 1/18/19 at 6:33 pm to
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I’d get to the Kentuckish and they’d die from them and we’d be good.

Is it the blue blood that's their weakness
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 1/18/19 at 6:45 pm to
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Your moms basement isn't a secret, Ive seen it



This thread is a trap, guys! This guy is reading my mind.
Posted by Trumansfangs
Town & Country
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Posted on 1/18/19 at 6:48 pm to
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 1/18/19 at 6:50 pm to
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
19422 posts
Posted on 1/18/19 at 6:54 pm to
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as they say, if you build it they will come


Found KSG

Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 1/18/19 at 6:57 pm to
Me after the invasion

Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
19422 posts
Posted on 1/18/19 at 7:00 pm to
ibleedgarnet before the invasion
This post was edited on 1/18/19 at 7:02 pm
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 1/18/19 at 7:04 pm to
Is that a war re-enactment actor with a crossbow? Why?

Fixed IBG after the invasion

Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
19422 posts
Posted on 1/18/19 at 7:07 pm to
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Is that a war re-enactment actor with a crossbow?

No, that's Varg
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 1/18/19 at 7:09 pm to
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Varg


Weird person. I disavow.
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
19422 posts
Posted on 1/18/19 at 7:11 pm to
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I disavow.

Did he ever endorse you?
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 1/18/19 at 7:13 pm to
He follows one of my accounts on twidder.
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