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re: I saved a tortoise today.
Posted on 4/25/25 at 3:56 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
Posted on 4/25/25 at 3:56 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
I like arse on my thing
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Posted on 4/25/25 at 4:00 pm to teamjackson
Posted on 4/25/25 at 4:02 pm to Lexag
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I saved a tortoise today
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He will grow up and turn into a ninja turtle.
Really?
Posted on 4/25/25 at 4:18 pm to FootballFrenzy
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RAIN ON MY PARADE?! I can dream.
Posted on 4/25/25 at 4:19 pm to teamjackson
In da clurb.
Posted on 4/25/25 at 4:25 pm to FootballFrenzy
Also ALL tortoises are turtles. But not all turtles are tortoises. Turtles evolved from tortoises. So my fricking tortoise can be a ninja turtle.
Posted on 4/25/25 at 4:56 pm to Lexag
That's cool.
I've only had to kill 1 frog so far this year.
I've only had to kill 1 frog so far this year.
Posted on 4/25/25 at 4:56 pm to Lexag
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WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RAIN ON MY PARADE?! I can dream.
Unfortunately, it’s my job. See my title. :(
Posted on 4/25/25 at 4:59 pm to Lexag
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Also ALL tortoises are turtles. But not all turtles are tortoises. Turtles evolved from tortoises. So my fricking tortoise can be a ninja turtle.
This all sounds fake AF.
Posted on 4/25/25 at 5:08 pm to 3down10
Why did you have to kill it? Is it an invasive species?
Posted on 4/25/25 at 5:11 pm to Radio One
You know what would be crazy? If you had like a phone or something to verify things. But I’ll make this one easy for you.
People who actually know shite.
Link is from the Australia Zoo, the one that the Irwin family owns. Aka people who actually know things unlike you internet clowns.
People who actually know shite.
Link is from the Australia Zoo, the one that the Irwin family owns. Aka people who actually know things unlike you internet clowns.
This post was edited on 4/25/25 at 5:25 pm
Posted on 4/25/25 at 5:11 pm to Lexag
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Why did you have to kill it? Is it an invasive species?
Yeah, Cane Toads.
Last year was really bad, so I'm pretty happy about only finding one so far this year.
Posted on 4/25/25 at 5:12 pm to FootballFrenzy
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Unfortunately, it’s my job
We've all buried that (grammatical) lede.
In actuality she – quite inexplicably – meant to say that she shaved a tortoise today.
Posted on 4/25/25 at 5:17 pm to paperwasp
I wax, bro. Shaving is for the weak. Rip out the hair and dare it to grow back.
Posted on 4/25/25 at 5:19 pm to Lexag
NICE.
Video?
Video?
Posted on 4/25/25 at 5:20 pm to Lexag
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I wax, bro
Posted on 4/25/25 at 5:20 pm to Lexag
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unlike you internet clowns.
frick THIS.
Posted on 4/25/25 at 5:21 pm to Radio One
YELL AT ME AGAIN. I DARE YOU.
Posted on 4/25/25 at 6:02 pm to Lexag
Posted on 4/25/25 at 6:19 pm to Lexag
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I wax
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