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re: I plan on dying in my back yard
Posted on 12/20/22 at 8:27 am to Arksulli
Posted on 12/20/22 at 8:27 am to Arksulli
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I have one in place for just such an emergency. Not only do I not want to linger I don't want to have someone in my family have to make the call to unplug me.
I'll shuffle off this mortal coil with some dignity thank you. It is why I've requested they play "Yakety Sax" as I'm dying and at my funeral.
I'd like an invite to your funeral if that's okay
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Posted on 12/20/22 at 8:30 am to five_fivesix
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five_fivesix
I'm thinking Guntersville, and I have family near Pell City and lifelong buddies in Huntsville
what's your mile radius to that?
I'm probably 5-10 years from this possible move
Posted on 12/20/22 at 8:39 am to five_fivesix
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Meanwhile, I’ll be going through your shop for tools and such.
I'm the worst in the world on purchasing quality drills and circular saws
I do have decent picks and axes and post hole diggers and machetes and levels, so help yourself
my battery operated lawn mower is my newest pride and joy
Posted on 12/21/22 at 5:25 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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Owensboro KY
Moonlight and Old Hickory / Western Kentucky
Johnny Depp's family owned a farm where the Krogers is
George Clooney was born at Central Baptist in Lexington but his people were from Northern Kentucky. I think they did the premier for "Leatherhaeds" in his home town.
Posted on 12/21/22 at 8:28 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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Harry Rex Vonner
Ensley has some very nice areas. As does Tarrant. But if you want to party, west Talladega county hugging Logan Martin is pretty sweet. Lake Life as the kids say.
Posted on 12/22/22 at 8:08 am to five_fivesix
This post was edited on 2/7/23 at 8:47 am
Posted on 12/22/22 at 8:26 am to Harry Rex Vonner
If you aren't family its BYOB and everyone that speaks at the proceedings has to be legally intoxicated, including the priest (major religions from around the world have volunteered their services as long as I'm cremated, evidently they all want to make sure I'm dead and won't raise from the grave to spread my evil around the world).
If I strike it rich before I pass away I want them to design a coffin that has me randomly sit up during the proceedings. Just to add a little class to things.
If I strike it rich before I pass away I want them to design a coffin that has me randomly sit up during the proceedings. Just to add a little class to things.
Posted on 12/22/22 at 9:45 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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just walk out there and lay down and don't call 911
I'll call 867-5309 and see if anyone picks up
Posted on 12/22/22 at 10:26 am to kywildcatfanone
If it isn't Jenny do you hang up on them?
Posted on 12/22/22 at 11:04 am to Arksulli
I'm always hopeful that Jessie's girl might pick up.
Posted on 12/22/22 at 2:37 pm to TigerLunatik
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I'm always hopeful that Jessie's girl might pick up.
We all want to know where we can find a woman like that.
Posted on 12/22/22 at 3:13 pm to Arksulli
Get your dating tips from Kige
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