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I dare you to find a cooler pair of boots

Posted on 2/13/13 at 12:46 am
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
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Posted on 2/13/13 at 12:46 am
Hideous, but I guarantee you'd have a crazy arse night if you wore these bad boys. Gold Pythons... sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit son.



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You'd dance for hours, even if you never dance. Double fist Coors original all night. You'd buy nothing but top shelf over and over and over again, and you'd squeeze any titty you wanted without punity. You might even get engaged once or twice.
Posted by 15sammy34
Auburn, AL
Member since Oct 2011
16137 posts
Posted on 2/13/13 at 12:47 am to
I'm pretty sure anyone wearing those isn't going to be interested in touching a female's breasts.
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46505 posts
Posted on 2/13/13 at 12:50 am to
Challenge accepted

Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 2/13/13 at 12:53 am to
:inb4tennylamas:




Those scream Corpus Christi!
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 2/13/13 at 1:18 am to
Those are gross and I'd laugh at any guy wearing them.
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 2/13/13 at 1:23 am to
and 2 hours later you'd be blowing him in the back of an El Camino in the parking lot.
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23179 posts
Posted on 2/13/13 at 1:23 am to
Those look like some alternate-reality, pimp version of JR Ewing. God rest his soul. Or something you'd see on a Porter Wagner wannabe at a rhinestone cowboy convention.

And I'd seriously question the sexuality of any man wearing them.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 2/13/13 at 1:26 am to
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and 2 hours later you'd be blowing him in the back of an El Camino in the parking lot.



'Necks make me wanna puke, not give them headjobs.
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 2/13/13 at 1:30 am to
semo, you'd be the outside piece of a Bad Mofo sandwich and Coastie would be the other.


No vagine can withstand the sex appeal of those boots.
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23179 posts
Posted on 2/13/13 at 1:31 am to
quote:

blowing him in the back of an El Camino in the parking lot

Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23179 posts
Posted on 2/13/13 at 1:33 am to
quote:

No vagine can withstand the sex appeal of those boots.

I promise you. I can. I seriously can't imagine a straight man putting on something like that.
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 2/13/13 at 1:34 am to
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 2/13/13 at 1:38 am to
quote:

I promise you. I can. I seriously can't imagine a straight man putting on something like that.


The charisma, personality, intoxication level, and straight DGAF of the guy that wears those boots will draw you in. It's game over, no chance. You'll be telling stories of how your child was conceived with a man wearing gold python boots that never once came off.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 2/13/13 at 1:43 am to
Yeah... Imma still go with 'those are gross'.
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23179 posts
Posted on 2/13/13 at 1:49 am to
Yep. Gross. And gay.
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 2/13/13 at 1:53 am to
I'm from Texas and what is this?
Posted by Lee County Tiger
I Haz Sources
Member since Oct 2009
33354 posts
Posted on 2/13/13 at 1:58 am to
frick you I'd wear the shite out of those
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 2/13/13 at 2:06 am to
quote:

frick you I'd wear the shite out of those


Have fun, you... you, homosexual...
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 2/13/13 at 2:18 am to
quote:

I'm from Texas and what is this?



Just some superficial girls acting like they wouldn't be throwing some P around when they've surely given it up to a guy in a flat bill before.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 2/13/13 at 2:22 am to
quote:

Just some superficial girls acting like they wouldn't be throwing some P around when they've surely given it up to a guy in a flat bill before.


If my boyfriend put a pair of boots like that one... well, I would probably rip them off and throw them down the garbage chute.

And Flat Bills aren't my thing.
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