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Posted on 1/3/19 at 10:46 pm
Posted by BoarEd
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Posted on 1/3/19 at 10:46 pm
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It's a gematria calculator. For those that don't know what it is the Gematria is a system developed by whomever the genius was (God) who created the Hebrew language. They take the characters of their alphabet and convert them into a numerical value and then the calculator will spit out all words or phrases with the same value.

It's really quite interesting. I plugged my name in there and the third result was my blood type. What are the odds of that? Spooky stuff, but fun to play around with.
Posted by KSGamecock
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Posted on 1/3/19 at 10:51 pm to
I thought it was bullshite at first but wow, there might be something to this.

Posted by BoarEd
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Posted on 1/3/19 at 10:54 pm to


It's the word of God, bro.
Posted by AggieDub14
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Posted on 1/3/19 at 11:02 pm to
I'm crying right now
Posted by BoarEd
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Posted on 1/3/19 at 11:25 pm to
Try typing some politicians names in there. That's always good for a "wtf".

Hilary Clinton. Fourth result "psychopath". Nailed that one.
Posted by BoarEd
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Posted on 1/4/19 at 11:00 am to
Type in time traveler and there are some interesting results as well. Isaac Newton? Janet Napolitano? Jorge Mario Bergoglio (Pope Francis). Second result for the Pope is "The Vicar Francis"
This post was edited on 1/4/19 at 11:05 am
Posted by DirtyDawg
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Posted on 1/4/19 at 11:04 am to
First one to pop up for my real name was "Me too" so I'm taking lunch and going to find a lawyer to put on retainer.
Posted by BoarEd
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Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 1/4/19 at 11:42 am to
Type in Joan D'arc and the first result is "a chosen messenger of God." And another result is, "her name is Mary."

Another result is Six of Pentacles. Which is a tarot card that represents balance in the karmic scales of justice.

This post was edited on 1/4/19 at 11:50 am
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
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Posted on 1/4/19 at 12:33 pm to
No idea what any of that shite means.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 1/4/19 at 12:44 pm to
quote:

NYC


quote:

Can’t read Hebrew


Liar
This post was edited on 1/4/19 at 12:45 pm
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 12:51 pm to
I did just my first name and two of the ones towards the top were "Antichrist" and "Stephen Paddock"

Did my first and last name and the two at the top were "Biblical Subliminal Messages" and "Serpent of Enlightenment" which I thought were interesting. Scrolled a little further down and it said "Obama Stole My Bike"
This post was edited on 1/4/19 at 12:52 pm
Posted by KSGamecock
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Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 12:57 pm to
Sounds like you should start a cult.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 1:01 pm to
If I started a cult I'd have to be the power behind the scenes. I don't have the type of personality to be a Manson or Jim Jones type.

But if it leads to Obama Stealing My Bike then will it even be worth it?
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 1:02 pm to
To me the "Serpent of Enlightenment" is a clear reference to kundalini yoga.

The serpent is your divine inner self. It is said to be very humbling to be anywhere near its presence but it resides within each of us. It allows you to cast your ego aside.

Or so they say.
Posted by BoarEd
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Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 1:04 pm to
quote:

No idea what any of that shite means.



Well, it's just interesting to play with. I mean, Joan D'arc was a messenger of God. That's what she touted herself as and her men believed it to be true.

So it's very interesting to me that her name is the equivalent of those exact words numerically.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 1:07 pm to
I’m sure you could build it so that you’re the reclusive enlightened leader who only makes an appearance occasionally...like that Russian Jesus guy.

Obama stealing your bike could only add fuel to your cult. It’d be great.
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 1:08 pm to
And apparently this thing thinks that Emmanuel Macron is the Antichrist. Which is interesting because the dudes birthday is December 22nd. The first day of the new year (day after solstice and days begin to get longer). So he is a "light bringer."

The Bible calls both Jesus and Lucifer light bringers.

Things that make ya go hmmm.
Posted by KSGamecock
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Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 1:10 pm to
Macron married his high school teacher and she didn’t age well. He’s also massively unpopular and is a former (if you can be “former”) globalist banker. He’s definitely “in on it” but I don’t think he’ll end up being the antichrist.
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 1:17 pm to
Yeah dude. The French people want his head on a platter. They recently raised gallows over there for him. No joke.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 1:19 pm to
Yea I’m kinda beginning to think that the French just really love shitting on whoever their leader is, like way more than we do. They seem to do it to every single one regardless of their politics. A month after they take power their approval numbers tank and the French hit the streets. Protests seem to be their national sport.
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