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Posted on 10/26/23 at 8:27 pm
Posted on 10/26/23 at 8:27 pm
I live in a popular area for the ticker-treaters. 100s of em. $200 worth of china-walmark’s finest ADHD pills gone in an hour.
I think I’m going to take my $200 dollars worth of chocolate and a nice bottle of Kentucky’s finest and go to my neighbor’s house. She goes all out. Her husband likes to drink his neat.
That ole boy gonna have to call in sick Wednesday
I think I’m going to take my $200 dollars worth of chocolate and a nice bottle of Kentucky’s finest and go to my neighbor’s house. She goes all out. Her husband likes to drink his neat.
That ole boy gonna have to call in sick Wednesday
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Posted on 10/26/23 at 9:29 pm to five_fivesix
Thanks for the heads up. 
I saw Christmas decorations on the shelves over a month ago and seeing Christmas commercials on TV so my sense of where we are in the year is befuddling.
I live in the country so I never get trick or treaters.
Now you have me craving chocolate.
I saw Christmas decorations on the shelves over a month ago and seeing Christmas commercials on TV so my sense of where we are in the year is befuddling.
I live in the country so I never get trick or treaters.
Now you have me craving chocolate.
Posted on 10/26/23 at 9:37 pm to OK Roughneck
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I live in the country so I never get trick or treaters.
I went 30 years like that. Unless you count black bears……..those mfers don’t say trick nor treat…..and they always dress as bears.
Posted on 10/26/23 at 9:45 pm to five_fivesix
Glad I don't have bears.
This was years ago but it was in the middle of the night I was out having a cig and had a raccoon charge making me haul arse to get in the house.
little bastard was fierce.
This was years ago but it was in the middle of the night I was out having a cig and had a raccoon charge making me haul arse to get in the house.
little bastard was fierce.
This post was edited on 10/26/23 at 9:57 pm
Posted on 10/26/23 at 9:56 pm to OK Roughneck
coons are mean.
Posted on 10/26/23 at 10:23 pm to five_fivesix
Had a buddy turn a baby raccoon loose in my truck. It got under the seats and threw things out to my floor board that I spent time looking for and had given up as lost. It was a good way to know what was under my seats.
I also learned that evening you don't reach under the seat and grab them.
I also learned that evening you don't reach under the seat and grab them.
Posted on 10/26/23 at 10:38 pm to OK Roughneck
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also learned that evening you don't reach under the seat and grab them.
naw, that or a running fan belt. or a pissed off woman. Top 3 things you don’t grab blindly.
Posted on 10/26/23 at 10:46 pm to five_fivesix
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naw, that or a running fan belt. or a pissed off woman. Top 3 things you don’t grab blindly.
All three are like telling a woman to calm down.
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:11 am to OK Roughneck
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All three are like telling a woman to calm down
I tell my woman anything I want, dammit. *
* Please don't tell her I said this.
Posted on 10/27/23 at 1:06 pm to paperwasp
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I tell my woman anything I want, dammit. *
After she's left the room.
Posted on 10/27/23 at 7:04 pm to OK Roughneck
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…like telling a woman to calm down.
That’s truly one of the “classics”
Right up there with:
“I’m NOT calling you a Bitch…you’re just acting like a Bitch “
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