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Posted on 3/31/25 at 6:11 am to kywildcatfanone
Posted on 3/31/25 at 6:11 am to kywildcatfanone
Today in History: March 31
1282 The great massacre of the French in Sicily The Sicilian Vespers comes to an end.
1776 Abigail Adams writes to husband John that women are "determined to foment a rebellion" if the new Declaration of Independence fails to guarantee their rights.
1836 The first monthly installment of The Pickwick Papers by Charles Dickens is published in London.
1880 The first electric street lights ever installed by a municipality are turned on in Wabash, Indiana.
1889 The Eiffel Tower in Paris officially opens on the Left Bank as part of the Exhibition of 1889.
1916 General John Pershing and his army rout Pancho Villa's army in Mexico.
1917 The United States purchases the Virgin Islands from Denmark for $25 million.
1918 Daylight Savings Time goes into effect throughout the United States for the first time.
1949 Winston Churchill declares that the A-bomb was the only thing that kept the Soviet Union from taking over Europe.
1958 US Navy forms atomic submarine division
2013 2 people die from bird flu (type H7N9) in China
2021 US President Joe Biden overturns Trump's restrictions on transgender people serving in the armed forces
2023 Large storm system crosses the mid US from Mississippi and Alabama to Illinois and Wisconsin, unleashing numerous tornadoes and leaving at least 32 dead
Born on March 31
1596 René Descartes, French philosopher and scientist.
1854 Sir Dugald Clerk, inventor of the two-stroke motorcycle engine.
1948 Al Gore, Vice President to President William J. Clinton (1993-2001).
JOTD
A young teenage girl was making a living as a prostitute
and for obvious reasons she kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic.
Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.
"Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But you're so old... how do you do it?"
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny... I just remove my dentures and suck em dry!"
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Posted on 3/31/25 at 7:12 am to Armymann50
Posted on 3/31/25 at 7:23 am to Armymann50
Good morning
Posted on 3/31/25 at 7:23 am to Rockbrc
Get more rain, OK?
Posted on 3/31/25 at 7:23 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Good morning or whatever.
Posted on 3/31/25 at 7:36 am to Harry Rex Vonner
I agree who ever started this bullshite should be banned for life. Assholenof a person
Posted on 3/31/25 at 7:39 am to Lexag
Raining cats , dogs and cows here.
Posted on 3/31/25 at 7:49 am to Armymann50
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Raining cows here.
Roughie will be right over to collect any livestock.
Posted on 3/31/25 at 11:27 am to Armymann50
Posted on 3/31/25 at 11:29 am to 1BIGTigerFan
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Roughie will be right over to collect any livestock.
Is Tom Brady getting the goats corralled?
Posted on 3/31/25 at 4:33 pm to Armymann50
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Raining cats , dogs and cows here.
Thats also referred to around here as raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock.
I had a manager that required us to wear khaki or black dress pants to work. I was checking cattle over my lunch hour and my cattle were on wheat pasture that makes their
really runny. Cow took a dump about 10 feet away and speckled my khaki pants with green spots.
This post was edited on 3/31/25 at 4:36 pm
Posted on 3/31/25 at 5:42 pm to OK Roughneck
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Cow took a dump
we used to jump in the fresh one barefoot they splatter all over.
Posted on 3/31/25 at 9:08 pm to Armymann50
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we used to jump in the fresh one barefoot they splatter all over.
I tore my meniscus in my left knee slipping on cow
while working cattle. 
Posted on 4/1/25 at 4:36 am to OK Roughneck
Morning all
Posted on 4/1/25 at 4:38 am to OK Roughneck
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tore my meniscus in my left knee
Ugh. I tore mine in October simply rotating my leg around the corner of a table. I didn't even take a step. Still hurts
Posted on 4/1/25 at 5:54 am to kywildcatfanone
Good morning
Posted on 4/1/25 at 5:55 am to Rockbrc
Today in History: April 1
1778 Oliver Pollock, creates the dollar sign.
1863 The first wartime conscription law goes into effect in the United States.
1905 Berlin and Paris are linked by telephone.
1924 Adolf Hitler sentenced to five years in prison for the "Beer Hall Putsch."
1929 The yo-yo is introduced in the United States by Louie Marx.
1948 The Berlin Airlift begins, relieving the surrounded city from the Soviet siege.
1951 United Nations forces again move northward across the 38th Parallel in Korea.
1954 The U.S. Air Force Academy is founded in Colorado.
1976 Steve Wozniak and Steve Jobs found Apple Computer in the garage of Jobs' parents house in Cupertino, California
1982 The United States transfers control of the Panama Canal Zone to Panama.
2020 US President Donald Trump says the US Strategic National Stockpile is almost depleted amid widespread shortages of medical equipment to fight COVID-19
2022 Sri Lanka's President Gotabaya Rajapaksa declares a nationwide public emergency after violent protests amid the country's worst economic crisis since independence
Born on April 1
1883 Lon Chaney, film actor.
JOTD
What organ can expand to 10 times it's size...
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?"
No one answered so the teacher picked on a random student
Little Mary stood up and said, "You should not be asking sixth graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!"
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her,
"Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!"
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class,
"Anybody?"
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."
Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued.
"As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn't read your homework And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed."
Posted on 4/1/25 at 6:37 am to Armymann50
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1976 Steve Wozniak and Steve Jobs found Apple Computer in the garage of Jobs' parents house in Cupertino, California
Jobs, despite the effort of a strong promotion machine, was a vile human being. He relentlessly screwed over his business partners and those that worked for him, even after becoming one of the richest people on the planet.
Posted on 4/1/25 at 11:31 am to kywildcatfanone
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Ugh. I tore mine in October simply rotating my leg around the corner of a table. I didn't even take a step. Still hurts
My knee still bothers me too. I walked on the torn meniscus for 2 years before I got it fixed which was stupid on my part because it just made it worse.
When I couldn't out run mad momma cows anymore I figured it was time get it fixed. Found myself in situations that I needed another gear.
Morning All
This post was edited on 4/1/25 at 11:32 am
Posted on 4/1/25 at 1:22 pm to OK Roughneck
While I do have bad knees (folks, if you are tall and young, your knees will f*ck you. Trust me, they will.) my bad neck and back are what get me most often. You just can't BS a bad back. It's always there.
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