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Posted on 3/28/25 at 8:00 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
Evening All 
Posted on 3/28/25 at 9:06 pm to OK Roughneck
You need to wake up earlier. You're going to sleep your life away.
Signed, My Dad
Signed, My Dad
Posted on 3/28/25 at 11:00 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
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sleep your life away.
with this
Posted on 3/28/25 at 11:19 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
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You need to wake up earlier. You're going to sleep your life away.
Hey I think Army's got the right idea. I could sleep in with her.
Posted on 3/29/25 at 3:31 am to OK Roughneck
Today in History: March 29
845 Paris is sacked by Viking raiders, probably under Ragnar Lodbrok, who collects a huge ransom in exchange for leaving
1461 The armies of two kings, Henry VI and Edward IV, collide at Towton.
1638 A permanent European colony is established in present-day Delaware.
1867 The United States purchases Alaska from Russia for $7.2 million dollars.
1886 Coca-Cola goes on sale for the first time at a drugstore in Atlanta. Its inventor, Dr. John Pemberton, claims it can cure anything from hysteria to the common cold.
1961 The 23rd amendment, allowing residents of Washington, D.C. to vote for president, is ratified.
1962 Cuba opens the trial of the Bay of Pigs invaders.
1967 France launches its first nuclear submarine.
1974 Chinese farmers discover the Terracotta Army near Xi'an, 8,000 clay warrior statues buried to guard the tomb of China's 1st emperor, Qin Shi Huang
1976 Eight Ohio National Guardsmen are indicted for shooting four Kent State students during an anti-war protest on May 4, 1970.
1986 A court in Rome acquits six men in a plot to kill the Pope.
2020 Nigerian President Muhammadu Buhari orders a lockdown in the cities of Lagos and Abuja after the country records 97 COVID-19 cases and one death
2022 US F.D.A. authorizes a second Pfizer or Moderna booster shot for people over 50 or immunocompromised
2022 US President Joe Biden signs the Emmett Till Anti-Lynching Act into law, making lynching a federal hate crime after over 200 attempts to pass similar legislation since 1900
Born on March 29
1819 Edwin Drake, drilled the first productive oil well.
1835 Elihu Thomson, the English-born American inventor of electric welding and arc lighting.
1867 Cy Young, major league baseball pitcher with the most wins (509 or 511 total).
JOTD
Three vampire brothers decide to hold a competition to see which one of them is the most powerful
The first brother is the strongest.
"Watch this," he says, and takes off at nearly 100 miles per hour. Two minutes later, he returns, his mouth covered in blood.
"What happened?!" his brothers exclaimed.
"You see that mansion over there?"
"Yeah?"
"Well, I went over there and sucked each and every last family member dry. They are all dead."
"Wow!" his brothers say. "As expected, for you are the strongest."
The second brother to go is the oldest.
"Watch and learn, boys," he says, and takes off even quicker, at 150 miles per hour.
Five minutes later, he returns, both his mouth and his neck covered in blood.
"What happened?!" His brothers exclaimed.
"You see that village over there?"
"Yeah?" They said.
"Well I went over there and killed every last person in the entire village. There is not one left alive."
"Wow!" his brothers say in awe. "As expected, for you are the oldest and have the most experience."
The third brother is the fastest. Not to be outdone, he says "Watch this, and don't blink or you might miss it."
He flies off, faster than the rest of them, going at least 200mph.
In only ten seconds, he returns. His entire mouth, nose, and neck are covered in so much blood, it stains the front of his shirt.
"What happened?!" his brothers exclaimed.
"You see that giant tree over there?"
"...Yeah?"
"Well I sure frickin' didn't."
Posted on 3/29/25 at 5:49 am to Armymann50
Morning all
Posted on 3/29/25 at 7:08 am to kywildcatfanone
Good morning
Posted on 3/29/25 at 6:01 pm to Armymann50
Afternoon All
Spent a good part of the day cleaning up fallen trees and limbs where cattle like to lay in the shade in summer.
Spent a good part of the day cleaning up fallen trees and limbs where cattle like to lay in the shade in summer.
Posted on 3/29/25 at 7:11 pm to OK Roughneck
Is that you behind the trailer?
Posted on 3/29/25 at 7:35 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
No it's my dad.
Posted on 3/29/25 at 11:14 pm to OK Roughneck
Bonfire?
Posted on 3/30/25 at 5:10 am to Armymann50
Morning all
Posted on 3/30/25 at 5:54 am to kywildcatfanone
Today in History: March 30
240 BC 1st recorded perihelion passage of Halley's Comet
1492 King Ferdinand and Queen Isabella sign a decree expelling all Jews from Spain.
1856 The Russian Empire, the Ottoman Empire, Great Britain, France and the Kingdom of Sardinia sign the Treaty of Paris ending the Crimean War
1867 Alaska Purchase: US buys Alaska from Russia for $7,200,000 ($109 million in 2018), roughly 2 cents an acre
1870 The 15th amendment, guaranteeing the right to vote regardless of race, passes.
1916 Mexican bandit Pancho Villa kills 172 at the Guerrero garrison in Mexico.
1950 President Harry S Truman denounces Senator Joe McCarthy as a saboteur of U.S. foreign policy.
1981 President Ronald Reagan is shot and wounded in Washington, D.C. by John W. Hinckley Jr.
1987 Vincent Van Gogh's Sunflowers is bought for $39.85 million.
2020 Russian city Moscow begins a city-wide lockdown after 4 hours notice due to COVID-19
2020 Three out of four Americans now ordered to stay home due to COVID-19 as states of Virginia, Maryland, Arizona and Florida issue lockdowns
2023 Key figures in Artificial Intelligence including Elon Musk and Steve Wozniak sign open letter warning the race to develop AI systems is out of control, asking for suspension for at least six months
Born on March 30
1853 Vincent Van Gogh, Dutch impressionist artist.
1883 Jo Davidson, American sculptor.
JOTD
A 7 yr old and a 4 yr old are in their bedroom...
The 7 yr old looks at his brother and says, "I think it's time we start swearing"
The brother nods in agreement.
"When we go downstairs, I'll be the first to swear and then you swear" says the 7 yr old.
The two brothers go downstairs and the mother asks what they want for breakfast.
"I'll have a bowl of cocoa puffs, bitch!"
The mother smacks the kid so hard that he flies out of his chair.
The mother asks the 4 yr old what he wants. Stunned, the 4 yr old says, "I don't know, but it won't be fricking cocoa puffs!"
Posted on 3/30/25 at 6:07 am to Armymann50
Good morning
Posted on 3/30/25 at 8:11 am to Armymann50
Morning All it rained last night.
Not sure how much we received but I'm thankful to the man upstairs.
Not sure how much we received but I'm thankful to the man upstairs.
Posted on 3/30/25 at 8:15 am to Armymann50
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Bonfire?
I have a burn pit that used to be a lagoon I had when I first moved on the place I live on. Should be a big fire it has about 6 of these trailer loads in it so far with more to gather and push in it.
Posted on 3/30/25 at 4:07 pm to OK Roughneck
We needed that storm.
Our cattle ranch out in the panhandle didn’t get much (north Woodward).
Going to get hot here pretty soon.
Our cattle ranch out in the panhandle didn’t get much (north Woodward).
Going to get hot here pretty soon.
Posted on 3/30/25 at 7:57 pm to DownOnWashington
I received .5 inch and was thankful to get it. Planting Hay Grazer next week to beat the rains before next weekend since they are calling for it.
Hope you all get some too so far the rain has mostly been south of I-40 like last year.
Hope you all get some too so far the rain has mostly been south of I-40 like last year.
Posted on 3/31/25 at 4:36 am to OK Roughneck
Morning all
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