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Today in History: December 20

0069
Vespians's supporters enter Rome and discover Vitellius in hiding. He is dragged through the streets before being brutally murdered.

1803
French flag lowered in New Orleans to mark the formal transfer of the Louisiana Purchase from France to USA, purchased for $15M

1924
Adolf Hitler is released from prison after serving less than one year of a five year sentence for treason.

1933
The German government announces 400,000 citizens are to be sterilized because of hereditary defects.

1963
Four thousand cross the Berlin Wall to visit relatives under a 17-day Christmas accord.

1989
U.S. troops invade Panama to oust General Manuel Noriega and replace him with Guillermo Endara.

1999
Portugal returns Macau to China

2007
Queen Elizabeth II becomes the oldest monarch in the history of the UK; previously, that honor belonged to Queen Victoria.

2019
United States Space Force founded, an armed forces branch dedicated to space warfare

2020
European countries begin closing their borders to the UK after news of a faster-spreading variant of COVID-19 across London and the south-east

2022
The ruling Taliban suspend university education for female students in Afghanistan, part of a wider crackdown on women's rights in the country

2022
6.4-magnitude earthquake near Eureka, northern California kills at least two people

Born on December 20

1868
Harvey Firestone, industrialist and tire maker.

1948
Alan Parsons, musician (The Alan Parsons Project); producer who was involved with The Beatles' Abbey Road and Pink Floyd's The Dark Side of the Moon.

JOTD
A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.




Posted by kywildcatfanone
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Posted by OK Roughneck
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Posted by Armymann50
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Today in History: December 21

1620 The Pilgrims land at or near Plymouth Rock.

1862 The U.S. Congress authorizes the Medal of Honor to be awarded to Navy personnel who have distinguished themselves by their gallantry in action.

1866 Indians, led by Red Cloud and Crazy Horse, kill Captain William J. Fetterman and 79 other men who had ventured out from Fort Phil Kearny to cut wood.

1910 Over 2.5 million plague victims are reported in the An-Hul province of China.

1928 President Calvin Coolidge signs the Boulder Dam bill.

1944 German troops surround the 101st Airborne Division at Bastogne in Belgium.

1945 General George S. Patton dies at the age of 60 after being injured in a car accident.

1986 500,000 Chinese students gather in Shanghai's People's Square calling for democratic reforms, including freedom of the press.

1995 The city of Bethlehem passes from Israeli to Palestinian control.

2004 A suicide bomber attacks the forward operating base next to the US military airfield at Mosul, Iraq, killing 22 people; it is the deadliest suicide attack on US soldiers during the Iraq War.

2020 Governor of California Gavin Newson says there are now no intensive care beds left in Southern California or the San Joaquin Valley

2020 US President-elect Joe Biden receives the Pfizer/BioNTech COVID-19 vaccine live on TV

Born on December 21


1940 Frank Zappa, bandleader, composer, guitarist, satirist, filmmaker and advocate of creative freedom.

1954 Chris Evert (Chris Evert-Lloyd), No. 1 women's pro tennis player in the world for 260 weeks in the 1970s; she reached 34 Grand Slam singles finals, a record unmatched by any other pro, female or male.

1966 Kiefer Sutherland, British-born Canadian actor, producer, director; best known as Jack Bauer on the 24 TV series, a role that garnered him several awards including an Emmy and Golden Globe.


JOTD
So there is an elephant stuck in some quicksand

He yells for a help and a mouse comes to try and pull him out. The mouse pulls as hard as he can but the elephant won’t budge. The mouse then runs home to grab his corvette and goes back to pull the elephant out. Later that day, the mouse was stuck in some quicksand. He yells for help and the elephant is nearby. The elephant walks over the quicksand, drops his dick down over the mouse, and the mouse runs up it and is safe. Moral of the story: if you have a big dick, you don’t need a corvette.






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Posted by kywildcatfanone
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Posted by Arksulli
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Posted on 12/21/24 at 9:47 am to
quote:

1803
French flag lowered in New Orleans to mark the formal transfer of the Louisiana Purchase from France to USA, purchased for $15M



The funny bit about this is that the French had only gained operational control of New Orleans from Spain just a couple of weeks before this happened. New Orleans was kinda semi sorta under French control for some time before it kinda semi sorta passed to Spain who gave it back to France... but didn't bother to stop actually occupying the city and getting tax revenue from it.

Considering that the main point of the Louisiana Purchase was gaining control of the port of New Orleans (and effectively controlling trade for the middle of the continent) if the deal had fallen through not only would France have been denied the money they got from selling the land, it likely would have seen the US enter an alliance with the UK and declare war on France.
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Afternoon Dudes
Posted by Armymann50
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Today in History 22 Dec

401
St. Innocent I begins his reign as Catholic Pope

1775
Continental navy organized with 7 ships

1807
US Congress passes Embargo Act and President Thomas Jefferson signs into law. Prohibits American ships from trading in foreign ports, as result of involvement in hostilities between France and Britain

1885
Pope Leo XIII proclaims extraordinary jubilee

1910
US postal savings stamps 1st issued

1944
Germans demand surrender of American troops at Bastogne, Belgium

1967
"The Graduate", American comedy-drama film directed by Mike Nichols, starring Dustin Hoffman and Anne Bancroft, premieres (Best Director, 1968)

1973
OPEC Gulf Six decides to raise the posted price of marker crude from $5.12 to $11.65 per barrel effective January 1, 1974

1977
36 die as grain elevator at Continental Grain Company plant explodes

1990
Iraq announces it will never give up Kuwait

2010
Repeal of the "Don't Ask Don't Tell policy", a 17-year-old policy banning homosexuals serving openly in the US military, signed into law by President Barack Obama

2016
Ebola vaccine VSV-EBOV is found to be 70-100% effective in a study published in The Lancet, becoming the world's first proven vaccine against Ebola

2018
Partial shutdown of US federal government begins

2022
"American life expectancy is now at its lowest in nearly two decades" - 76.4 years, according to new report by CDC, biggest factors in the fall among many, COVID-19 and drug overdoses

2022
US Drug Enforcement Administration says it seized enough fentanyl in 2022 to kill every American, more than 379 million doses of

Born on this day 22 Dec

1903
Barbara Moore, Russian-born British engineer (walked across US in 86 days in 1960), born in Russia (d. 1977)

1970
Ted Cruz [Rafael Edward], Canadian-born US politician (Senate-R-Texas 2013-), born in Calgary. Alberta

JOTD

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"






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Posted by Summer of Jimbo
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These are the GMTs I can get behind

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Posted by Armymann50
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may be a fun ride
Posted by Arksulli
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Posted on 12/22/24 at 9:29 am to
quote:

1807
US Congress passes Embargo Act and President Thomas Jefferson signs into law. Prohibits American ships from trading in foreign ports, as result of involvement in hostilities between France and Britain


"I'll take laws that were ignored before the ink was dry for 600."

The French and British were knee deep in the Napoleonic Wars at this point and both saw merchant ships from the United States as fair game. Jefferson's Democratic Republican party, usually referred to as the Republicans, were devoted to the founding principles of the new Republic.

That meant they were incredibly hostile to Britain and the Netherlands, while supporting the French Revolution. Never mind that both of those countries had working parliamentary democracy while the French went from monarchy, to anarchy, and then back to monarchy again.

At the time the US did most of its trade with the UK, both the British isles and the Caribbean colonies. Jefferson thought that this embargo would both protect US merchant ships and harm Britain.

It didn't help much with the first issue and while it did make the British miserable it was a great example of cutting off your nose to spite your face. The US economy imploded, shipbuilding ground to a halt, agriculture took a massive hit, and the American people, not surprisingly, were not amused.

It would be repealed just two years and replaced but tensions continued. to raise between the UK and the US. Economically it was a hand grenade fight in a broom closet, It crippled both countries economic output, with the US suffering more than the UK.

Sadly it would take the disastrous (for both countries) War of 1812 to clear the air and convince both sides that whether they liked it or not, they had to find a way to get along.
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WOW !! Army found a 9 or 10.
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Today in History: December 23

438
The Theodosian Code of Roman laws proclaimed in the Western Empire (first law reforms since 295)

1783
US General George Washington resigns his military commission as Commander-in-Chief of the Army to Congress

1900
The Federal Party, which recognizes American sovereignty, is formed in the Philippines.

1941
Despite throwing back an earlier Japanese amphibious assault, the U.S. Marines and Navy defenders on Wake Island capitulate to a second Japanese invasion.

1944
General Dwight D. Eisenhower confirms the death sentence of Private Eddie Slovik, the only American shot for desertion since the Civil War.

1947
President Harry S Truman grants a pardon to 1,523 who had evaded the World War II draft.

1948
Japan's Prime Minister, Hideki Tojo and six other collaborators are hanged for war crimes.

1974
The B-1 bomber makes its first successful test flight.

1986
The Voyager completes the first nonstop flight around the globe on one load of fuel. The experimental aircraft, piloted by Americans Dick Rutan and Jeana Yeager, landed at Edwards Air Force Base in California after nine days and four minutes in the sky.

1990
In a referendum on Sovlenia's independence from Yugoslovia, 88.5% vote in favor of independence.

2002
An Iraqi MiG-25 shoots down a US MQ-1 Predator drone.

2016
United Nations Security Council adopts a landmark resolution demanding a halt to all Israeli settlement in Palestinian territory occupied since 1967. Resolution 2334 was moved by New Zealand, Malaysia, Senegal and Venezuela and passed 14-0 with a US abstention.

2022
Washington Capitals center Alex Ovechkin scores two goals to move past Gordie Howe on most NHL career goals list in 4-1 win over visiting Winnipeg Jets

Born on December 23

1790
Jean François Champollion, French founder of Egyptology who deciphered the Rosetta Stone.

1805
Joseph Smith, founder of the Mormon Church.

1938
Bob Kahn, computer scientist and engineer; co-developed the Transmission Control Protocol that web browsers use to connect to servers on the World Wide Web.

JOTD

A journalist goes to Russia for a documentary. In a little village he saw an old man and asked him to narrate a typical happy story of his village.

The old man smiled and began:"One day, a long time ago, my goat got lost in the mountains. As is our tradition, all the men of the village gathered to drink vodka first and then looked for the goat. When we finally found her, as is our tradition, we all drank some more vodka and all the men in the village each got their turn to mate with the goat. We had so much fun that day!"
The journalist realized that he couldn't publish such a story so he asked the old man if he had another happy story.
The old man smiled again and started all over again: "Once, my neighbor’s wife got lost in the mountains. As per our tradition, all of the village's men gathered to drink vodka and then went to look for her. As is our tradition, when we finally found her, all the men in the village got their turn to mate with the neighbor’s wife. We had great fun that day!"
The journalist couldn't publish that story either and therefore asked: "Don't you have a story that is less happy; something... umm ... sadder?"
The old man's smile faded. His eyes welled up..... In a sad, soft voice he began: "One day I got lost in the mountains.....


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Today in History December 24

563
The Byzantine church Hagia Sophia in Constantinople is dedicated for the second time after being destroyed by earthquakes.

1476
400 Burgundian soldiers freeze to death during siege of Nancy

1814
Treaty of Ghent signed, ending the War of 1812 between the United States, the United Kingdom and their allies

1851
Fire devastates US Library of Congress in Washington, destroys 35,000 volumes

1865
KKK founded In Pulaski, Tennessee, a group of Confederate veterans convenes to form a secret society that they christen the “Ku Klux Klan.” The KKK rapidly grew from a secret social fraternity to a paramilitary force bent on reversing the federal government’s progressive Reconstruction

1877
Thomas Edison files a patents for the phonograph

1895
George Vanderbilt opens Biltmore estate, the largest privately owned house in America at 178,926 square feet (16,622.8 m2) in Asheville, North Carolina

1901
Private companies allowed to use the word "postcard" in the US. Previously they were labelled "Private Mailing Cards" and known as "souvenir cards"

1941
First ships of admiral Nagumo's Pearl Harbor fleet return to Japan

1979
the Soviet Union invades Afghanistan, under the pretext of upholding the Soviet-Afghan Friendship Treaty of 1978.

1980
Americans remembered Iran hostages by shining lights for 417 seconds

2000
The Texas 7 hold up a sports store in Irving, Texas. Police officer Aubrey Hawkins is shot during the robbery

2003
Spanish police thwart an attempt by ETA to detonate 50 kg of explosives at 3:55 p.m. inside Madrid's busy Chamartín Station.

Born on December 24

1932
Cynthia Payne, English brothel madam, born in Bognor Regis, West Sussex

1940
Anthony Fauci(82nd Birthday)American Immunologist (White House COVID-19 taskforce), born in Brooklyn, New York City

1958
Michael Flynn(64th Birthday) American general and National Security Advisor (2017), born in Middletown, Rhode Island

JOTD

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals." One of the guys, of course, said, "I don't believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?" "N," she answered.





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