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Today in History: December 12

1279 Discovery of a sarcophagus supposedly containing the body of Mary Magdalene in the crypt of the church of Saint-Maximin, southeastern France

1770 The British soldiers responsible for the "Boston Massacre" are acquitted on murder charges.

1943 The German Army launches Operation Winter Tempest, the relief of the Sixth Army trapped in Stalingrad.

1946 UN accepts 6 Manhattan blocks as a gift from John D. Rockefeller Jr.

1985 Arrow Air Flight 1285 crashes after takeoff at Gander, Newfoundland; among the 256 dead are 236 members of the US Army's 101st Airborne Division.

2000 The US Supreme Court announces its decision in Bush v. Gore, effectively ending legal changes to the results of that year's Presidential election.

2015 COP21 climate change summit in Paris reaches a deal between 195 countries to limit the rise in the global average temperature to less than 2°C above pre-industrial levels

2016 Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte boasts he killed susected criminals personally when mayor of Davao City

2021 British PM Boris Johnson announces a emergency COVID-19 booster program to protect the NHS and stem a possible incoming “tidal wave of Omicron”

2022 The city of Richmond, Virginia, capital of the Confederacy during the US Civil War, removes its last Confederate statue, of Ambrose P. Hill

Born on December 12

1915 Frank Sinatra, American pop singer and actor.

1937 Buford Pusser, American sheriff of McNairy County, Tennessee, born in Finger, Tennessee

1952 Cathy Rigby, gymnast, actress.


Joke of the Day
A teenage boy was delivering papers to an apartment building

A teenage boy was delivering papers to an apartment building. While there, a stunning young woman came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing only a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes of flirting, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It has to be your ears."
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are a full 38 inches and 100 percent natural. I work out every day and my arse is firm and solid. I have a 28 inch waist. Look at my skin, not a blemish anywhere, how can you say the best part of my body is my ears?"
Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside when you heard someone coming... that was me"

Good morning

Good morning folks.

Today in History: December 13

1266
Rebels holed up inside Kenilworth Castle surrender after 172 days to Henry III, ending one of the longest sieges in medieval English history

1814
General Andrew Jackson announces martial law in New Orleans, Louisiana, as British troops disembark at Lake Borne, 40 miles east of the city. The Battle of New Orleans

1951
After meeting with FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover, President Harry S Truman vows to purge all disloyal government workers.

1968
President Lyndon B. Johnson and Mexico's President Gustavo Diaz Ordaz meet on a bridge at El Paso, Texas, to officiate at ceremonies returning the long-disputed El Chamizal area to the Mexican side of the border.

1972
Astronaut Gene Cernan climbs into his lunar lander on the moon and prepares to lift off. He is the last man to set foot on the moon.

1973
Great Britain cuts the work week to three days to save energy.

1981
Polish labor leader Lech Walesa is arrested and the government decrees martial law, restricting civil rights and suspending operation of the independent trade union Solidarity.

2003
Deposed Iraqi President Saddam Hussein captured; he is found hiding in near his home town of Tikrit.

2021
1 in a 100 Americans aged over 65 has now died of COVID-19, or 75% of total deaths, according to the CDC


Born on December 13

1948
Ted Nugent, singer, songwriter, musician, actor.

1989
Taylor Swift, multiple award-winning crossover country singer, actress; youngest-ever Country Music Association Entertainer of the Year and youngest artist ever to win an Album of the Year Grammy.

Joke of the Day

Today at the gym I asked a girl what her New Year's resolution was.

She said "frick you."
So I'm pretty excited for 2024.

Morning all

Good morning

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1968
President Lyndon B. Johnson and Mexico's President Gustavo Diaz Ordaz meet on a bridge at El Paso, Texas, to officiate at ceremonies returning the long-disputed El Chamizal area to the Mexican side of the border.

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Welcome my friends, to the problem that never ends. After the Mexican/American War the border between Texas and Mexico was set on the Rio Grande river. An easy to see piece of geography.

Accept that the Rio Grande, like all rivers, changes its course. So, land that might have been on the Mexican side of the river is now in the US and vice versa. Every 40 or so years we negotiate with Mexico as to who has what permanently this time... and every 40 or so years we're back to the negotiating table.