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Today in History: December 7

43 BC Marcus Tullius Cicero, Roman orator and politician is assassinated in Formiae by soldiers under the command of Marc Antony

1917 The United States declares war on Austria-Hungary with only one dissenting vote in Congress.

1931 A report indicates that Nazis would ensure "Nordic dominance" by sterilizing certain races.

1941 Japanese planes raid Pearl Harbor, Hawaii, in a surprise attack, bringing the US into WWII.

1942 The U.S. Navy launches USS New Jersey, the largest battleship ever built.

1972 The crew of Apollo 17, the last manned mission to the moon, lifts off at Cape Canaveral, Florida.

2022 After widespread public protests China announces a major loosening of COVID-19 restrictions for the whole country, allowing home quarantine and scrapping QR codes, effectively ending China's zero-COVID policy

Born on December 7

1947 Johnny Bench, pro baseball catcher; twice named National League Most Valuable Player, he was dubbed the greatest catcher in baseball history by ESPN.

1956 Larry Bird, basketball player for the Boston Celtics.

JOTD
My wife told me: "Sex is better on holiday."

That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive.

Today in History: December 8

1660--
The first Shakespearian actress to appear on an English stage (she is believed to be a Ms. Norris) makes her debut as Desdemona.

1861--
CSS Sumter captures the whaler Eben Dodge in the Atlantic. The American Civil War is now affecting the Northern whaling industry.

1941
US President Franklin D. Roosevelt delivers his famous "Day of Infamy" speech to a joint session of Congress a day after the bombing of Pearl Harbor

1944
The United States conducts the longest, most effective air raid on the Pacific island of Iwo Jima.

1967
In the biggest battle yet in the Mekong Delta, 365 Viet Cong are killed.

1980
John Lennon is shot to death outside his Manhattan apartment building.

1982
The Washington, D.C., police shoot and kill a man threatening to blow up the Washington Monument.

1991
The leaders of Belarus, Russia, and Ukraine sign an agreement that dissolves the Soviet Union and establishes the Commonwealth of Independent States.

2020
The UK begins vaccinating for COVID-19 using the Pfizer/BioNTech vaccine

2022
UN investigation in DR Congo finds 131 people were massacred in November by M23 rebel group in Kishishe and Bambo villages, in east of the country

Born on December 8

1933
Flip Wilson (Clerow Wilson Jr.), comedian and actor; won a Golden Globe and two Emmy Awards for his 1970s TV variety series, The Flip Wilson Show.

1943
Jim Morrison, singer, songwriter, poet; lead singer for The Doors and Rick & the Ravens.

1953
Kim Basinger, actress, singer, producer; won Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress for L.A. Confidential (1997).


Joke of the Day
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.

The Indian Chief proclaims, “So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honour of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?”
The Lone Ranger responds, “I’d like to speak to my horse.”
The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver’s ear, and the horse gallops away.
Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful,naked blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger’s Tent and spends the night.
The next morning the Indian Chief admits he’s impressed. “You have very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?”
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse’s ear.
As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief’s surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a naked brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger’s tent and spends the night.
The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. “You are indeed a man of many talents, but I still kill you tomorrow.
“What is your last request?” The Lone Ranger responds,” I’d like to speak to my horse….ALONE.”
The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger’s tent.
Once they’re alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says: “Listen very carefully, you fcuking dickhead, for the last time………. . BRING POSSE!!!!”

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