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Posted on 6/16/25 at 6:16 pm to Rockbrc
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That old Lincoln had its tongue hanging out when we landed
Looked like a nice comfortable ride.
That was a long haul.
Posted on 6/16/25 at 11:12 pm to OK Roughneck
Weird thing about that trailer-pulls much better loaded than empty
It was a comfortable, although long, ride.
Son told his friend it wasn’t that much of a trip but he was asleep for about half of it
We will definitely repeat the trip next year
It was a comfortable, although long, ride.
Son told his friend it wasn’t that much of a trip but he was asleep for about half of it
We will definitely repeat the trip next year
Posted on 6/17/25 at 6:40 am to Rockbrc
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.. Today in History: June 17
0362 Emperor Julian issues an edict banning Christians from teaching in Syria.
1579 Sir Francis Drake claims San Francisco Bay for England.
1631 Mumtaz Mahal dies during childbirth. Her husband, Mughal emperor Shah Jahan I, then spends more than 20 years building her tomb, the Taj Mahal
1856 The Republican Party opens its first national convention in Philadelphia.
1876 General George Crook's command is attacked and bested on the Rosebud River by 1,500 Sioux and Cheyenne under the leadership of Crazy Horse.
1913 U.S. Marines set sail from San Diego to protect American interests in Mexico.
1932 The U.S. Senate defeats the Bonus Bill as 10,000 veterans mass around the Capitol.
1942 Yank a weekly magazine for the U.S. armed services, begins publication.
1963 The U.S. Supreme Court bans the required reading of the Lord's prayer and Bible in public schools.
1965 27 B-52s hit Viet Cong outposts, but lose two planes in South Vietnam.
1972 Five men are arrested for burglarizing Democratic Party headquarters at the Watergate complex in Washington, D.C.
1988 Microsoft releases MS DOS 4.0
1994 Millions of Americans watch former football player O.J. Simpson--facing murder charges--drive his Ford Bronco through Los Angeles, followed by police.
2020 First major breakthrough in treating COVID-19 using steroid dexamethasone announced by Oxford University
2021 US President Joe Biden signs into law the Juneteenth National Independence Day Act making June 19th a federal holiday commemorating emancipation
Born on June 17
1914 John Hersey, novelist and journalist (Men on Bataan, Hiroshima).
JOTD
You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?"
Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room. The pilot's story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation. By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn't a spy. They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying "you-did-not-see-a-base" briefing, complete with threats of spending the rest of his life in prison, told him Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such a heading, and sent him on his way. The day after that though, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same Cessna showed up again. Once again, the MP's surrounded the plane... Only this time there were two people in the plane. The same pilot jumped out and said, "Do anything you want to me, but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell her where I was last night!"
Posted on 6/19/25 at 9:27 pm to kywildcatfanone
Today in History: June 19
0240 Eratosthenes estimates the circumference of Earth using two sticks.
1778 General George Washington's troops finally leave Valley Forge after a winter of training.
1862 President Abraham Lincoln outlines his Emancipation Proclamation. News of the document reaches the South.
1885 The Statue of Liberty arrives in New York City from France.
1903 The young school teacher, Benito Mussolini, is placed under investigation by police in Bern, Switzerland.
1944 U.S. Navy carrier-based planes shatter the remaining Japanese carrier forces in the Battle of the Marianas.
1951 President Harry S. Truman signs the Universal Military Training and Service Act, which extends Selective Service until July 1, 1955 and lowers the draft age to 18.
1958 Nine entertainers refuse to answer a congressional committee's questions on communism.
1968 Over 50,000 people march on Washington, D.C. to support the Poor People's Campaign.
1987 The U.S. Supreme Court voids the Louisiana law requiring schools to teach creationism.
2019 US Senators receive a classified briefing on possible UFO sightings by the US Navy
2022 US Center for Disease Control recommends Covid-19 vaccines for kids aged 6-months to 5 years
Born on June 19
1897 Moe Howard, comic actor, one of the Three Stooges.
1947 Salman Rushdie, British author (Midnight's Children, The Satanic Verses).
JOTD
So there was this professional assassin that charged $10,000 per bullet.
A guy comes up to him in the bar one day and says, "Are you the guy who charges $10,000 a bullet?"
"Yup"
"What if you miss?"
He looks at the man, deadly serious. "I don't miss...".
"Okay, we'll I've got $20,000. I just found out my wife is having an affair with my best friend. They're at the motel together right now."
"Let's go", the assassin says.
So they drive to a store across the street from the motel and climb up on the roof. The assassin takes out his rifle and attaches the scope.
"They're in room 21. I want you to shoot her in the head, and I want you to blow his dick off."
The assassin looks through his scope. He keeps staring for several minutes, not taking the shot.
"Well? What are you waiting for!?" the husband asks. "Hold on a minute. I think I can save you $10,000".

Posted on 6/20/25 at 2:35 am to OK Roughneck
Busy as a two peckered Billy goat
Posted on 6/20/25 at 2:51 am to Armymann50
Today in History: June 20
0451 Roman and barbarian warriors halt Attila's army at the Catalaunian Plains in eastern France.
1397 The Union of Kalmar unites Denmark, Sweden, and Norway under one monarch.
1756 Nearly 150 British soldiers are imprisoned in the 'Black Hole' cell of Calcutta. Most die.
1793 Eli Whitney applies for a cotton gin patent.
1863 President Abraham Lincoln admits West Virginia into the Union as the 35th state.
1898 On the way to the Philippines to fight the Spanish, the U.S. Navy seizes the island of Guam.
1920 Race riots in Chicago, Illinois leave two dead and many wounded.
1923 France announces it will seize the Rhineland to assist Germany in paying her war debts.
1941 The U.S. Army Air Force is established, replacing the Army Air Corps.
1963 The United States and the Soviet Union agree to establish a hot line between Washington and Moscow.
1964 General William Westmoreland succeeds General Paul Harkins as head of the U.S. forces in Vietnam.
1967 Boxing champion Muhammad Ali is convicted of refusing induction into the American armed services.
2017 US toymaker Mattel releases 15 new body types for their Ken doll, including one with a man bun
2021 Brazil's COVID-19 death toll passes 500,000, the second highest in the world
Born on June 20
1907 Lillian Hellman, playwright (The Little Foxes, Toys in the Attic).
1909 Errol Flynn, film actor (The Adventures of Robin Hood, Captain Blood).
1924 Audie Murphy, American soldier during World War II, author and actor.
JOTD
So there is a Priest, a Rabbi, and an Atheist in a boat fishing.
The priest says "Oh heavens, I forgot my lures back on land" and steps out of the boat, walks across the water back to the land, and grabs his lures before walking back to the boat.
The atheist was astounded, but before he could make sense of the situation, the rabbi says "Oh Hashem help me, I forgot my bait!" And he also steps out of the boat, and walks across the water back to the land to grab his bait, before walking back to the boat.
The atheist was stunned, but refusing to believe in divinity of any sort or it's impact on the world, he says "Yeah... I left my extra line on land". The atheist hips out of the boat and onto the water, and goes to walk across, but falls right through to the bottom of the lake.
After a moment the priest looks at the rabbi and says "Come to think of it, we probably should have told him where the rocks were."

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