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Posted on 5/30/25 at 4:54 pm to paperwasp
Afternoon All 
Posted on 5/31/25 at 4:12 am to OK Roughneck
Good morning
Posted on 5/31/25 at 5:25 am to Rockbrc
Morning all
Posted on 5/31/25 at 5:26 am to OK Roughneck
Are there no mornings in Oklahoma?
Posted on 5/31/25 at 5:32 am to kywildcatfanone
Today in History: May 31
1678 The Godiva procession, commemorating Lady Godiva's legendary ride while naked, becomes part of the Coventry Fair.
1889 Johnstown, Pennsylvania is destroyed by a massive flood.
1909 The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP) holds its first conference.
1913 The 17th amendment to the U.S. Constitution, providing for direct election of senators, is ratified.
1962 Adolf Eichmann, the former SS commander, is hanged near Tel Aviv, Israel.
1969 John Lennon and Yoko Ono record "Give Peace a Chance."
1974 Israel and Syria sign an agreement on the Golan Heights.
1988 President Ronald Reagan arrives in Moscow, the first American president to do so in 14 years.
2019 US President Donald Trump threatens to impose extra 5% tax on Mexican goods if country does not increase its efforts to curb immigration
2021 Peru says its COVID-19 death toll is three times higher than its official count (180,764 vs 68,000), making it one of the hardest hit countries per capita
Born on May 31
1819 Walt Whitman, American poet.
1898 Norman Vincent Peale, American religious leader.
1930 Clint Eastwood, American film actor and director.
JOTD
An atheist is hiking in the woods...
So an atheist is hiking in the woods when he stumbles across a huge hungry grizzly bear. The bear rears up to full height and gives a roar as it leans in toward the man. The atheist screams in terror "Oh God, help me!!!"
Suddenly, everything--> the bear, the trees, the birds, everything but the man--freezes. The man sees the clouds part as a deep heavenly voice reaches his ears. "So all your life, You deny My existence, yet now you call for My aid now that death is upon you? I am sorry, My son, but it is too late."
The atheist thinks quickly. "Well, God, if it is too late for me to become a Christian, how about you just convert the bear?"
Time begins moving again, and the bear immediately stops its roaring, kneels quietly and respectfully, and begins speaking. "O Lord, bless this meal in which I am about to partake..."
Posted on 5/31/25 at 12:31 pm to kywildcatfanone
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Are there no mornings in Oklahoma?
Only busy mornings here.
Check my cattle early with the cool nights and warm days I'm busy in the mornings vaccinating calves for respiratory. Darted 5 this morning.
Good Afternoon All
Posted on 6/1/25 at 5:24 am to OK Roughneck
Morning all
Posted on 6/1/25 at 6:18 am to kywildcatfanone
Today in History: June 1
0193 The Roman emperor, Marcus Didius, is murdered in his palace.
1533 Anne Boleyn, Henry VIII's new queen, is crowned.
1774 The British government orders the port of Boston closed.
1812 American navy captain James Lawrence, mortally wounded in a naval engagement with the British, exhorts to the crew of his vessel, the Chesapeake, "Don't give up the ship!"
1877 U.S. troops are authorized to pursue bandits into Mexico.
1921 A race riot erupts in Tulsa, Oklahoma, killing 85 people.
1963 Governor George Wallace vows to defy an injunction ordering integration of the University of Alabama.
1978 The U.S. reports finding wiretaps in the American embassy in Moscow.
2007 Jack Kevorkian is released from prison after serving eight years of his 10-25 year prison term for the 1998 second-degree murder of Thomas Youk
2021 Malaysia begins a full two-week lockdown as COVID-19 cases surge with record 9,020 news cases recorded May 29
Born on June 1
1801 Brigham Young, American religious leader.
1814 Philip Kearney, Union general.
1831 John B. Hood, Confederate general.
1926 Marilyn Monroe (born Norma Jean Mortenson, later Norma Jean Baker), film actress and icon.
JOTD
Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber...
He awoke before the Pearly Gates where saint Peter said,"You died in your sleep Ralph."
Ralph was stunned. "I'm dead?No I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!
"St Peter said," I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken."
Ralph was devastated, but begs St Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground.
A rooster strolled past."So you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?"
"Not bad,"replied Ralph the Hen,but I have this strange feeling inside, like I'm going to explode."
"You're ovulating, explained the rooster.Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before."
"Never,"said Ralph.
"Well just relax and let it happen," says the rooster" It's no big deal."
Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg – his Joy was overwhelming.
As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife yell..."RALPH WAKE UP. YOU shite THE BED!"
Posted on 6/1/25 at 7:11 am to Armymann50
Good morning
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