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Today in History: May 15

1213 King John submits to the Pope, offering to make England and Ireland papal fiefs. Pope Innocent III lifts the interdict of 1208.

1252 Pope Innocent IV issues the papal bull ad exstirpanda, which authorizes, but also limits, the torture of heretics in the Medieval Inquisition

1702 The War of Spanish Succession begins.

1864 At the Battle of New Market, Virginia Military Institute cadets repel a Union attack.

1886 Emily Dickinson dies in Amherst, Mass., where she had lived in seclusion for the previous 24 years.

1930 Ellen Church becomes the first airline stewardess.

1942 The United States begins rationing gasoline.

1972 Gov. George Wallace is shot by Arthur Bremer in Laurel, Maryland.

1988 Soviets forces begin their withdrawal from Afghanistan.

2019 Mexico City declares an environmental emergency after air pollution reaches dangerous levels

2020 Germany, Europe's largest economy, officially in recession due to COVID-19, as figures show economy shrank 2.2% 1st 3 months of 2020

2023 Martha Stewart is Sports Illustrated oldest-ever cover model at 81, appearing as part of its swimsuit issue

Born on May 15
1856 Lyman Frank Baum, author (The Wonderful Wizard of Oz).

1902 Richard Daley, mayor of Chicago through the 1960s and early 1970's.

1926 Peter Shaffer, English playwright (Equus, Amadeus), twin brother of Anthony Shaffer.

Joke of the Day
A guy is golfing by himself and shanks a ball hard.

He yells, "Goddamn it all to hell!"
St. Peter hears him and asks God, "Aren't you going to do anything about that?"
God says, "Yep."
Next hole is a long par five over water ending in a dog leg. The guy tees up and crushes the ball. It hits the water but just as it does, a turtle surfaces. The ball bounces off the turtle's shell and gets another hundred yards. Just as its about to stop rolling, a squirrel runs over and grabs the ball before being immediately snatched by a gorgeous red tail hawk. The hawk flies him off and just over the green the squirrel drops the ball. The ball hits the green, rolls and falls in the hole.
Most amazing par five hole-in-one in history.
St. Peter, astonished says, "You call that punishment?"
God replies, "Yep. There was nobody around to see it."

KY, where are y’all today?

Mornin

Good morning

Morning all from the Caribbean Sea

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Today in History: May 17
1630 Italian Jesuit Niccolo Zucchi sees the belts on Jupiter's surface.

1681 Louis XIV sends an expedition to aid James II in Ireland. As a result, England declares war on France.

1756 Britain declares war on France.

1792 Merchants form the New York Stock Exchange at 70 Wall Street.

1814 Denmark cedes Norway to Sweden.

1863 Union General Ulysses Grant continues his push towards Vicksburg at the Battle of the Big Black River Bridge.

1875 The first Kentucky Derby is run in Louisville.

1940 Germany occupies Brussels, Belgium and begins the invasion of France.

1987 In the Persian Gulf the American guided missile frigate USS Stark is struck by 2 Exocet missiles fired by an Iraqi aircraft; only one detonates, but 37 sailors are killed and 21 are wounded. Whether the launch was deliberate or a mistake is still debated.

2020 Former US President Barack Obama criticizes the US government's handling of the pandemic during an online address to graduates, saying officials "aren't even pretending to be in charge"

2023 World now likely to pass the key warming threshold of 1.5C, with scientists predicting 66% this will happen chance between now and 2027

Born on May 17
1444Sandro Botticelli, painter (The Birth of Venus).

1912 Archibald Cox, special prosecutor in the Watergate hearings, fired by President Richard Nixon.

1962 Kim Mulkey, was one of the first girls in the U.S. to play organized basketball with boys. After playing basketball at Nesom Junior High School[6] in Tickfaw, Louisiana, she led her Hammond High School basketball team to four consecutive state championships.

JOTD
An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light.

The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, 'What kind of car ya got there, sonny?'
The doctor replies, “1500+hp Porsche 917/30. It cost half a million dollars!”
'That's a lot of money,' says the old man. 'Why does it cost so much?'
'Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!' states the doctor proudly.
The Moped driver asks, 'Mind if I take a look inside?'
'No problem,' replies the doctor.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.
Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, 'That's a pretty nice car, all right... But I'll stick with my Moped!'
Just then the light changes, and the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do.
He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 160 mph.
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer!
He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly WHOOOOSSSHHH !
Something whips by him going much faster!
'What on earth could be going faster than my Porsche?' the doctor asks himself.
He presses harder on the accelerator and takes the Porsche up to 250 mph.
Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped!
Amazed that the Moped could pass his Porsche, he gives it more gas and passes the Moped at 275 mph and he's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!
Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the sportscar all the way up to 320 mph.
Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again! The Porsche is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!
Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Porsche, demolishing the rear end.
The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man is still alive.
He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says, 'I'm a doctor.... Is there anything I can do for you?'
The old man whispers,
'Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror!'.