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Chuck E. Cheese's Denies Bizarre 'Recycled Pizza' Conspiracy Theory
Posted on 2/13/19 at 1:54 pm
Posted on 2/13/19 at 1:54 pm
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The popular children's restaurant chain Chuck E. Cheese's has issued a strenuous denial to a viral conspiracy theory which suggests that they recycle uneaten pizzas. The bizarre imbroglio reportedlybegan on Monday when YouTube star Shane Dawson posted a video in which he proposed the unsettling scenario. He explained that he first conceived of the idea as a youngster while visiting the restaurant and it has puzzled him ever since.
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Dawson postulated that "if somebody at Chuck E. Cheese doesn't finish their whole pizza, and there's a few pieces left, the employee will take that to the back, take those pieces off the tray, and form a new pizza with all the other leftovers." That theoretical makeshift pizza, he mused, is then served to future unsuspecting customers. Conceding that the idea is "crazy," Dawson proceeded to show some photos of pizzas from the restaurant chain(which you can see below) and they do, indeed, appear to have been cobbled together rather haphazardly.
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Perhaps suspecting that his fantastic idea could wind up getting him in legal trouble with the restaurant, Dawson stressed it is "just a theory, not a fact." Nonetheless, the odd concept seemingly struck a nerve online as the video racked up an astounding 14 million views in just two days. Faced with the fact that their chain was now the subject of perhaps the worst kind of word of mouth advertising possible, Chuck E. Cheese's released a statement in which they declared that the conspiracy theory is "unequivocally false."
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The restaurant went on to say that "our pizzas are made to order and we prepare our dough fresh in restaurant, which means that they’re not always perfectly uniform in shape." This explanation was seemingly bolstered by employees of the chain who shared stories on Reddit in which the slicing process for the pies was also cited as a contributing factor to their rather unique appearance. Be that as it may, one suspects that executives at Chuck E. Cheese's are currently scrambling to figure out a way to make their pizzas look more 'normal' before the conspiracy theory gets any bigger.
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Posted on 2/13/19 at 2:01 pm to pioneerbasketball
I really cannot remember how these pizzas taste at all
All my Chuck E. Cheese's visits as a kid just feel like a weird arse dream. I might need to make a kid soon so I can go back to try a slice.
All my Chuck E. Cheese's visits as a kid just feel like a weird arse dream. I might need to make a kid soon so I can go back to try a slice.
Posted on 2/13/19 at 2:06 pm to DirtyDawg
Dude next time I'm in Atlanta let's go. The first Saturday night of each month is fight night. We go there, watch the scrappin til about 11, then hit up the Waffle Houses for the late night bouts. The underground fight scene in Atlanta is legit.
Posted on 2/13/19 at 2:07 pm to KSGamecock
We should adopt a small Asian child so we don't look to weird in there before the underground fights kick off.
Posted on 2/13/19 at 2:08 pm to KSGamecock
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I might need to make a kid soon
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Dude next time I'm in Atlanta let's go.
Posted on 2/13/19 at 2:09 pm to DirtyDawg
No we just go as a group of Rantards so it's not gay.
Posted on 2/13/19 at 2:10 pm to KSGamecock
I'm sure WG and SummerOfGeorge would be in
Posted on 2/13/19 at 2:15 pm to DirtyDawg
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I really cannot remember how these pizzas taste at all
It's pretty nasty. I had to suffer through a birthday party there 6 or 7 years ago.
We had Showbiz Pizza growing up, and I remember their pizza being good, but then my palate was pretty crappy then.
Posted on 2/13/19 at 2:20 pm to pioneerbasketball
That pic doesn't do the story justice. All the pepperoni slices match up to the one next to it so idk how some dumbass thought their were being re-served used pizza 
Posted on 2/13/19 at 2:36 pm to pioneerbasketball
Their shitty beer is overpriced too
Posted on 2/13/19 at 2:41 pm to DirtyDawg
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We should adopt a small Asian child so we don't look to weird in there before the underground fights kick off.
Gcockboi?
Posted on 2/13/19 at 2:45 pm to Arch Madness
Yea that pizza really does look recycled. That youtuber has done some interesting conspiracy theory vids on things I'd never thought about before. He has one on the mattress store conspiracy.
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Posted on 2/13/19 at 2:47 pm to DirtyDawg
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I really cannot remember how these pizzas taste at all
I haven't eaten there in a decade or so, but it wasn't bad IIRC. 10X better than speedway pizza
When I was a real little kid I'd go rob the duck/boxing glove punch game for tickets. I'd figured out the timing so that Id get a ton of tickets from the machine.
My siblings and I combining our tickets helped ensure we got decent prizes, not complete garbage that would break in 24 hours. Got a glitter lamp, and a nice hot wheels track once.
Posted on 2/13/19 at 3:11 pm to thatguy45
I actually have a friend who used to work at Chuck E. Cheese's. Maybe I should ask about this
Posted on 2/13/19 at 3:16 pm to thatguy45
Love their pizza
So good
Almost as good as Dominos.
So good
Almost as good as Dominos.
Posted on 2/13/19 at 3:17 pm to I Bleed Garnet
How would you compare it to Lil Ceez?
Posted on 2/13/19 at 3:23 pm to KSGamecock
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How would you compare it to Lil Ceez?
Ceez and Pjs are 1 and 1a
Nothing like a good slice dipped in ranch
Drooling
Posted on 2/13/19 at 3:25 pm to I Bleed Garnet
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Nothing like a good slice dipped in ranch
Ban this madman
Posted on 2/13/19 at 3:27 pm to I Bleed Garnet
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ranch on pizza
Ranch goes on a salad
Posted on 2/13/19 at 3:31 pm to thatguy45
Well my friend said he threw away numerous pizzas when he worked there, and was in the kitchen when the fresh pizzas were being made.
Guess this theory is bs, at least for some locations.
Guess this theory is bs, at least for some locations.
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