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re: Can yall tell me about a few conspiracy theorists

Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:49 pm to
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
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Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:49 pm to
I feel sorry for their toilet.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
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Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:51 pm to
I feel bad for their mirror. Gross
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
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Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:52 pm to
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I feel bad for their mirror

We don't have mirrors in Indiana. Same reasoning as vampires
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:53 pm to
So whuchu gonna write about college boy?
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:54 pm to
Banned after the statewide self esteem crisis of 2013.
Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:56 pm to
Still cant believe Pence signed it. Throwing food at fatties from the other side of a cafeteria or restaurant was banned too, kinda like how you cant feed animals at the zoo
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:57 pm to
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We don't have mirrors in Indiana. Same reasoning as vampires


So vampires are all on meth, like everybody in Indiana?
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:58 pm to
Would vampires get addicted to meth or meth heads?
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
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19422 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:59 pm to
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So vampires are all on meth, like everybody in Indiana?

Yeah, some Hoosiers are too obese for a vampire to get its fangs through fat to blood, so meth is used as a substitute
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
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Posted on 2/18/19 at 8:00 pm to
Will figure that out in the morning I guess. I'm a procrastinator if you can't tell
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
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Posted on 2/18/19 at 8:02 pm to
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Will figure that out in the morning I guess

That's what all procrastinators say. Ive told myself the same thing before.
Procrasturbation leads to blindness and f's
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
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Posted on 2/18/19 at 8:06 pm to
Leads to fire under arse and great results!
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 8:09 pm to
Kinda like going to Taco Bell when you’re constipated.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
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84298 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 8:26 pm to
Yes. That kind of feeling.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 8:28 pm to
So what are we talking about now?
Posted by thatguy45
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19422 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 8:29 pm to
The dangers of AI, VR, and the possibility of us being in a computer simulation within a simulation soon
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 8:30 pm to
Actually sounds like fun.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 8:37 pm to
Why does he have a lamp on his mattress?
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
19422 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 8:37 pm to
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sounds like fun

You say that now. Wait till youre locked in a cage and hooked up to a bunch of crap, and kept in a permanent vr state so that you don't "wake up"
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 8:38 pm to
How is that different than now? Sounds like a whitepill if anything.
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