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Posted on 2/11/19 at 11:23 pm to
Posted by KSGamecock
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Posted on 2/11/19 at 11:23 pm to
I killed it half an hour ago but they're still going wild from it. They found it very entertaining.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 2/11/19 at 11:25 pm to
I thought GSD’s were smarter than that.
Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 2/11/19 at 11:25 pm to
How are they about the UPS guy
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 11:26 pm to
Well, they're puppies so no.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 11:26 pm to
There isn't UPS where I live. There's barely USPS.
Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 2/11/19 at 11:28 pm to
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There isn't UPS where I live. There's barely USPS.

Do you live on a glacier in Lake Superior?
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 2/11/19 at 11:29 pm to
How do you get your newdie mags and lewb?
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 11:30 pm to
At this point basically. There's three and a half feet of snow out and it's snowing right now.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 11:31 pm to
I make my own, like in the old times.
Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 2/11/19 at 11:33 pm to
So you make drawings on rocks outside and use snow?
sounds painful
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 11:35 pm to
I have made a sex doll out of snow. She is my snow mistress. She is hard and unloving, like the land that I love. The land that is snow.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 2/11/19 at 11:36 pm to
He gets his lewb from the larder and stares at SemoTruman and CarolinaGirl’s avis.
Posted by thatguy45
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Member since Sep 2017
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Posted on 2/11/19 at 11:37 pm to
quote:

She is hard and unloving, like the land that I love. The land that is snow.

Did you go for a standard white snow woman or try to go for an Asian one
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 11:39 pm to
I made a Kentuckian snow mistress. She is the size of a VW beetle.
Posted by KSGamecock
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Member since May 2012
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Posted on 2/11/19 at 11:40 pm to
They are not my type. I like em chubby.
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18878 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 11:42 pm to
quote:

I made a Kentuckian snow mistress. She is the size of a VW beetle

How'd you make the snow blue?
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 11:42 pm to
I choke her.
Posted by KSGamecock
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Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 11:43 pm to
Its ok tho, she asks for it. Its her idea.
Posted by thatguy45
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18878 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 11:43 pm to
Did you have her sign a consent form?
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 11:44 pm to
I should probably stop talking now and get the plow ready. You did this.
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