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KSGamecock
South Carolina Fan
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
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re: Alex Jones Mountain Dew thread
I killed it half an hour ago but they're still going wild from it. They found it very entertaining.


DownSouthJukin
Georgia Southern Fan
Griffin, Georgia
Member since Jan 2014
15309 posts

re: Alex Jones Mountain Dew thread
I thought GSD’s were smarter than that.


thatguy45
Kentucky Fan
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
11132 posts

re: Alex Jones Mountain Dew thread
How are they about the UPS guy


KSGamecock
South Carolina Fan
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22793 posts

re: Alex Jones Mountain Dew thread
Well, they're puppies so no.


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KSGamecock
South Carolina Fan
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22793 posts

re: Alex Jones Mountain Dew thread
There isn't UPS where I live. There's barely USPS.


thatguy45
Kentucky Fan
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
11132 posts

re: Alex Jones Mountain Dew thread
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There isn't UPS where I live. There's barely USPS.

Do you live on a glacier in Lake Superior?


DownSouthJukin
Georgia Southern Fan
Griffin, Georgia
Member since Jan 2014
15309 posts

re: Alex Jones Mountain Dew thread
How do you get your newdie mags and lewb?


KSGamecock
South Carolina Fan
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22793 posts

re: Alex Jones Mountain Dew thread
At this point basically. There's three and a half feet of snow out and it's snowing right now.


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KSGamecock
South Carolina Fan
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22793 posts

re: Alex Jones Mountain Dew thread
I make my own, like in the old times.


thatguy45
Kentucky Fan
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
11132 posts

re: Alex Jones Mountain Dew thread
So you make drawings on rocks outside and use snow?
sounds painful


KSGamecock
South Carolina Fan
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22793 posts

re: Alex Jones Mountain Dew thread
I have made a sex doll out of snow. She is my snow mistress. She is hard and unloving, like the land that I love. The land that is snow.


DownSouthJukin
Georgia Southern Fan
Griffin, Georgia
Member since Jan 2014
15309 posts

re: Alex Jones Mountain Dew thread
He gets his lewb from the larder and stares at SemoTruman and CarolinaGirl’s avis.


thatguy45
Kentucky Fan
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
11132 posts

re: Alex Jones Mountain Dew thread
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She is hard and unloving, like the land that I love. The land that is snow.

Did you go for a standard white snow woman or try to go for an Asian one


KSGamecock
South Carolina Fan
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22793 posts

re: Alex Jones Mountain Dew thread
I made a Kentuckian snow mistress. She is the size of a VW beetle.


KSGamecock
South Carolina Fan
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22793 posts

re: Alex Jones Mountain Dew thread
They are not my type. I like em chubby.


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thatguy45
Kentucky Fan
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
11132 posts

re: Alex Jones Mountain Dew thread
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I made a Kentuckian snow mistress. She is the size of a VW beetle

How'd you make the snow blue?


KSGamecock
South Carolina Fan
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22793 posts

re: Alex Jones Mountain Dew thread
I choke her.


KSGamecock
South Carolina Fan
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22793 posts

re: Alex Jones Mountain Dew thread
Its ok tho, she asks for it. Its her idea.


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thatguy45
Kentucky Fan
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
11132 posts

re: Alex Jones Mountain Dew thread
Did you have her sign a consent form?


KSGamecock
South Carolina Fan
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22793 posts

re: Alex Jones Mountain Dew thread
I should probably stop talking now and get the plow ready. You did this.


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