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re: Admit to something unmanly here
Posted on 8/7/24 at 3:18 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Posted on 8/7/24 at 3:18 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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that's when I had to kick and fight against the crocodiles
Don't forget the whores.
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Posted on 8/7/24 at 3:21 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
Whores and Crocs?!
Thank God for penicillin.
Thank God for penicillin.
Posted on 8/7/24 at 3:26 pm to Lexag
Posted on 8/7/24 at 3:30 pm to Ferriday AF
I can get you some from Mexico.
How do you feel about needles in your butt?
How do you feel about needles in your butt?
Posted on 8/7/24 at 3:33 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
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Yours had just a little too much nudity. A flash of your man boobs would have been fine, but you had to show us "everything" and it overwhelmed the internet.
I had death threats coming in from New Guinea headhunters, who knew they had internet? I'll stick with "tasteful" nudity from here on out.
Posted on 8/7/24 at 3:38 pm to paperwasp
Don't tell her about the flightless waterfowl and the livestock in pumps
Posted on 8/7/24 at 3:43 pm to paperwasp
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Is that supposed to be my age, my waist size, or my IQ?
My IQ is lower, I smuggled dope into Mexico in the 70's. Thank god the border guard felt pity for me and there was no internet back then. Smuggled it back into the US and traded it for a new radiator, thermostat, and a floor show in Vegas.
True Story.
(tho I tatsefully omitted the polaroids taken with the donkey painted like a zebra).
Posted on 8/7/24 at 3:46 pm to Lexag
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I started posting on Texags in 2010
Seems about right
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I was 17/18 when I started.
Says you
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If you can do basic math
Not so well at this point in my life but back in the day I was a Wizard with a slide rule.
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you can figure out how old I am.
Unless you are an 80 year old with the body of a 95 year old you are too young for me.
Posted on 8/7/24 at 3:48 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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I ended up in Belize after yall left me
Never was the same after the 1960's
Posted on 8/7/24 at 3:51 pm to Cheese Grits
I think you may be my favorite so far.
You’re feisty.
You’re feisty.
Posted on 8/7/24 at 3:51 pm to Cheese Grits
Just got off the payphone with the midgets.
One of them was apparently on an elevator with some random dude, she told him his hair smells nice, and now she's being sued for sexual harassment.
It never ends.
One of them was apparently on an elevator with some random dude, she told him his hair smells nice, and now she's being sued for sexual harassment.
It never ends.
Posted on 8/7/24 at 3:53 pm to Lexag
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How do you feel about needles in your butt?
I do like things in my butt. What about you?
Posted on 8/7/24 at 3:56 pm to Arksulli
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I'll stick with "tasteful" nudity from here on out
Posted on 8/7/24 at 3:58 pm to Ferriday AF
{shrugs}
There’s a time for all things.
There’s a time for all things.
Posted on 8/7/24 at 3:58 pm to Lexag
Posted on 8/7/24 at 3:59 pm to paperwasp
Is her mom single?
Posted on 8/7/24 at 4:01 pm to Lexag
Posted on 8/7/24 at 4:04 pm to Cheese Grits
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Is her mom single?
Posted on 8/7/24 at 4:05 pm to paperwasp
Is that from the Crypt Keeper dating site?
Posted on 8/7/24 at 4:05 pm to paperwasp
Dang, I miss Betty White
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