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re: Admit to something unmanly here
Posted on 8/7/24 at 2:31 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Posted on 8/7/24 at 2:31 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Old dudes are the best.
What is really old?
Like 70?
What is really old?
Like 70?
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Posted on 8/7/24 at 2:31 pm to 3down10
Wow, throwing the heater on the first pitch.
Posted on 8/7/24 at 2:32 pm to 3down10
No but I have these big brown doe eyes like a deer and hate hearing about it.
Posted on 8/7/24 at 2:33 pm to Lexag
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Old dudes are the best.
True Story.
quote:
What is really old?
Like 70?
70 is young
Real men can get to the Century Club
Posted on 8/7/24 at 2:33 pm to Lexag
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Old dudes are the best.
What is really old?
Like 70?
yep
paperwasp is 72 and 1BigTigerFan is 78
Posted on 8/7/24 at 2:34 pm to Cheese Grits
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Wow, throwing the heater on the first pitch.
There's more than one way to bag a bird.
Posted on 8/7/24 at 2:35 pm to paperwasp
My favorite is;
BIG: "Where do you want to go for dinner?"
Mrs BIG: "I don't care, anywhere is fine."
BIG: "How about Mexican?"
Mrs BIG: "Sounds Good".
BIG: "Which Mexican restaurant would you like?"
Mrs BIG: "I don't care, anyone is fine."
BIG: "How about Mexican restaurant 1?"
Mrs BIG: "No, I don't feel like that one."
BIG: "OK, how about Mexican restaurant 2?"
Mrs BIG: "No, I don't really like that one."
BIG: "OK, then which one do you want to go to?"
Mrs BIG: "Any other one is fine."
BIG: How about Mexican restaurant 3?"
Mrs BIG: No, anyone but that one."
BIG: "frick THAT, we'll make something at home!"
BIG: "Where do you want to go for dinner?"
Mrs BIG: "I don't care, anywhere is fine."
BIG: "How about Mexican?"
Mrs BIG: "Sounds Good".
BIG: "Which Mexican restaurant would you like?"
Mrs BIG: "I don't care, anyone is fine."
BIG: "How about Mexican restaurant 1?"
Mrs BIG: "No, I don't feel like that one."
BIG: "OK, how about Mexican restaurant 2?"
Mrs BIG: "No, I don't really like that one."
BIG: "OK, then which one do you want to go to?"
Mrs BIG: "Any other one is fine."
BIG: How about Mexican restaurant 3?"
Mrs BIG: No, anyone but that one."
BIG: "frick THAT, we'll make something at home!"
Posted on 8/7/24 at 2:35 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
That’s fun.
Posted on 8/7/24 at 2:36 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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paperwasp is 72
Waspy has the heart of a Pio
(in a jar on his desk)
Posted on 8/7/24 at 2:36 pm to Lexag
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No but I have these big brown doe eyes like a deer and hate hearing about it.
This post was edited on 8/7/24 at 2:37 pm
Posted on 8/7/24 at 2:37 pm to 3down10
There ya go, a-hole.
I have dimples and tattoos too.
Posted on 8/7/24 at 2:38 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
TL : DR summary
Posted on 8/7/24 at 2:39 pm to Lexag
She's 12. I knew it was too good to be true.
Posted on 8/7/24 at 2:42 pm to Lexag
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Lexag
You're too young for me
I've a got a SECRANT buddy named Diddlydawg, and you two need to meet up
He's 6'2, or maybe 6'4
barely old enough to drink, just like you
this is happening
somebody get Diddly off Twitter and in here talking to Lexie
Posted on 8/7/24 at 2:43 pm to Ferriday AF
I started posting on Texags in 2010
I was 17/18 when I started.
If you can do basic math
you can figure out how old I am.
I was 17/18 when I started.
If you can do basic math
you can figure out how old I am.
Posted on 8/7/24 at 2:43 pm to Lexag
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What is really old?
35
Posted on 8/7/24 at 2:45 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
Not there yet then. Woooooo
This post was edited on 8/7/24 at 2:45 pm
Posted on 8/7/24 at 2:45 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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paperwasp is 72
That's still 20 years younger than Grits.
Posted on 8/7/24 at 2:48 pm to Lexag
You and the CAW look exactly alike.
Posted on 8/7/24 at 2:51 pm to Ferriday AF
Explains why I found him
alarmingly attractive.
I am pretty into myself.
alarmingly attractive.
I am pretty into myself.
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