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re: A Parrot name Polly
Posted on 10/18/24 at 7:24 pm to pioneerbasketball
Posted on 10/18/24 at 7:24 pm to pioneerbasketball
I seriously have no idea what happened to the bird. Is he from Haiti and he ate it?
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Posted on 10/18/24 at 7:55 pm to pioneerbasketball
A woman got a pet parrot, but she was horrified to discover that all it did was cuss, say extremely nasty things, and crudely insult her.
Nothing she did could stop it. She was especially worried because her entire family was coming over for Thanksgiving.
But?…when Thanksgiving dinner finally came, the parrot didn't say a single word the whole time.
After the meal, the Parrot turned to its owner and said: "Please forgive my behavior from before. I was entirely out of line."
"Wow," the woman said, "glad to hear it."
"If I may ask?" said the Parrot… "what the f@ck did that turkey say to you??!!
Nothing she did could stop it. She was especially worried because her entire family was coming over for Thanksgiving.
But?…when Thanksgiving dinner finally came, the parrot didn't say a single word the whole time.
After the meal, the Parrot turned to its owner and said: "Please forgive my behavior from before. I was entirely out of line."
"Wow," the woman said, "glad to hear it."
"If I may ask?" said the Parrot… "what the f@ck did that turkey say to you??!!
Posted on 10/18/24 at 8:39 pm to pioneerbasketball
A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00, which seemed awfully cheap.
"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her seriously and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then found it kind of amusing.
When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school, the bird saw them enter and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."
The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.
Moments later, the woman's husband came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Pio!"
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