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Maroon Friday/Ruin a Rebel or Hog's Day.

Posted on 11/16/12 at 10:10 am
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 11/16/12 at 10:10 am
Maroon long sleeve shirt with the blue fish.

Got a 50% raise yesterday so I called my OM friends and asked them if they got a 50% raise. They didn't.

I'm probably going to ruin the life of some Hog fan this weekend at a wedding in Arkansas. I'm planning on knocking a bridesmaid up and then abandoning her and then only coming back if he's really good at sports.
Posted by Requiem For A Dawg
Guff of Mex
Member since Dec 2010
11985 posts
Posted on 11/16/12 at 10:15 am to
quote:

I'm probably going to ruin the life of some Hog fan this weekend at a wedding in Arkansas. I'm planning on knocking a bridesmaid up and then abandoning her and then only coming back if he's really good at sports.


Posted by skirpnasty
Atlantis
Member since Aug 2012
10789 posts
Posted on 11/16/12 at 11:09 am to
quote:

I'm probably going to ruin the life of some Hog fan this weekend at a wedding in Arkansas. I'm planning on knocking a bridesmaid up and then abandoning her and then only coming back if he's really good at sports.


Be sure to keep him strictly on this eating regiment, stretch hik 4 times a day especially when he is in the crib and too young to learn the excercises. Start sprint training at 4, I'll take him off your hands at 10. Have a nice 10 years and if it's a girl don't call me. I left highlight reels of Clay Matthews and John Elway, just put them on replay I left them in the box along with the Cowbell and Jack Cristil recordings he falls asleep to.
Posted by pivey14
In Your Head
Member since Mar 2012
15446 posts
Posted on 11/16/12 at 11:17 am to
Laid this on a hog a couple of days ago...I think I've done my part.

quote:

Sorry, what I meant to say was, y'all suck so bad it is hysterical. I really hope Petrino makes his way to Auburn and humiliates you year in and year out. But back to my original question: How bad are you gonna feel when I'm in Florida enjoying a bowl win, while you are at your trailer listening to your sister after 10 years of marriage badgering you over why y'all aren't going on your once in a 10 year vacation to Shreveport to watch your beloved Hawgs play?
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
101378 posts
Posted on 11/16/12 at 11:21 am to
My dad is a Hog fan along with my grandparents. They are all originally from Arkansas...my great grandfather was chairman of the board of directors at Arkansas for 11 years during the 60's.

I'll have plenty of opportunity to ruin the day for one of them.
Posted by pivey14
In Your Head
Member since Mar 2012
15446 posts
Posted on 11/16/12 at 11:24 am to
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