Good Afternoon Grinders,

Let me begin by expressing my most profound and genuine appreciation for Cdawg's approval of my temporary visa to this distinguished board.

BobLeeDagger ordered me to attempt a grind so here it goes, but first...

JUST WHO ARE YOU EGG-SACTLY?

My name is KSGrindcock and while I unfortunately did not have the pleasure of attending your august university I have always appreciated it from afar. Also, I gots kinfolk in Meridian and have always admired Mississippi which is, after all, YOUR State.

I am known for "making" memes, my most famous being this one , and I also make charts and effort posts and stuff. Generally I'm just a terrible person, literally cancer.

I'm young so my favorite Egg Bowl was 2013

and my favorite Bulldog is Dillon Day (I'd say Dak but like I said, I'm cancer)...

NOBODY CARES, JUST GRIND ALREADY

Ok here it goes:

- Ole Piss sucks: Its fans like to pretend like they're cultured and high-class but really they're just fakin' arse phonies who aren't better than anyone else. Also, they're racist and they cheat on their wives while lying about being Christian. Also, the Grove is massively overrated and is garbage, "oooooooh chicken fingers, how sophisticated".

- State's State: The Bulldogs are no longer "on the Rise", that was years ago, they have summited and are now running things, hopefully forever.

Baseball - CWS Semifinals, better than 12 other SEC teams

Football - Since 2009, Ole Piss has finished above State only once. State went out and hired one of the best coordinators in CFB and the architect behind one of the most explosive Offensives of the year, while the Rebels hired Hodor.

Men's Basketball - Ok, there's some room for grind here but still better than the Rebels' 14th place finish this past season.

Women's Basketball - Simply one of the best programs in the country as exemplified by back to back national championship game appearances compared to Ole Miss's...crickets.

- The Return of the Grind on the Rant: This is what attracted me to you all from years ago, specifically posters like Deltaland. The Grind was formidable and a recent resurgence from posters like Ole Messcort and Vecchio Cane has reignited my passion for the grind, and my interest in joining.

Your gif game is amazing, best on the board for a school collectively. Your new posters have massive potential and your veterans have aged well.

Oh, and also:

Cdawg reminds me of my favorite uncle (no molesty, I swear) who was a career alcoholic and total white trash but a great dude...also a dead ringer for Cdawg's avatar.

Alright so that just about sums it up. Thank you again for this opportunity. I leave my fate in your hands.

To close this out I made y'all some smileys, they ain't great but they're a thing now so yea: