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Posted on 8/14/13 at 12:56 pm to FourThreeForty
Posted on 8/14/13 at 12:56 pm to FourThreeForty
Application to join the Arkansas Sports Board
1. What is your credit score?
a. 700-750
b. 750-800
c. 800+
d. Lower (GTFO)
2. What is your favorite dinosaur and why?
Note: Any answer of T-Rex or Velociraptor will cause applicant to be denied due to lack of creativity.
3. Draw an Arkansas Razorback. Bonus points for Popcorn Hog.
4. Officially petition Chicken for the reinstatement of PWJ. Draw a happy squirrel once complete.
5. Which should be the official home of the Arkansas Razorbacks?
a. DWR Razorback Stadium
b. War Memorial Stadium
c. Jerry World.
6. Why is the answer to the previous question not B?
7. Why should the Razorbacks continue playing at War Memorial Stadium for at least 3 more years?
Hint: The correct answer involves the property value of Bear-O-Dactyl's home.
8. List your top 3 comedy movies.
9. List your top 4 comedy movies.
10. Why is Kevin Costner a better actor and overall human being than Bill Paxton? (1 paragraph minimum)
11. Who shot JR?
12. Who is the greatest president in the history of the universe?
13. What is your favorite city in Arkansas?
14. Why do you want access to the Arkansas board? (10 word minimum)
15. Who has my copy of American Psycho?
16. Which comes next in the following series of numbers?
2,3,5,7,11,13,___
17. What is your favorite rap song?
a. Regulators
b. Regulators
c. Regulators
18. Name 3 stocks you expect to increase in value by at least 15% in the next 2 months.
19. Take a sample Wonderlic test. Post your score below.
20. Solemnly swear that Arkansas fans are the premier fanbase on TigerDroppings.
1. What is your credit score?
a. 700-750
b. 750-800
c. 800+
d. Lower (GTFO)
2. What is your favorite dinosaur and why?
Note: Any answer of T-Rex or Velociraptor will cause applicant to be denied due to lack of creativity.
3. Draw an Arkansas Razorback. Bonus points for Popcorn Hog.
4. Officially petition Chicken for the reinstatement of PWJ. Draw a happy squirrel once complete.
5. Which should be the official home of the Arkansas Razorbacks?
a. DWR Razorback Stadium
b. War Memorial Stadium
c. Jerry World.
6. Why is the answer to the previous question not B?
7. Why should the Razorbacks continue playing at War Memorial Stadium for at least 3 more years?
Hint: The correct answer involves the property value of Bear-O-Dactyl's home.
8. List your top 3 comedy movies.
9. List your top 4 comedy movies.
10. Why is Kevin Costner a better actor and overall human being than Bill Paxton? (1 paragraph minimum)
11. Who shot JR?
12. Who is the greatest president in the history of the universe?
13. What is your favorite city in Arkansas?
14. Why do you want access to the Arkansas board? (10 word minimum)
15. Who has my copy of American Psycho?
16. Which comes next in the following series of numbers?
2,3,5,7,11,13,___
17. What is your favorite rap song?
a. Regulators
b. Regulators
c. Regulators
18. Name 3 stocks you expect to increase in value by at least 15% in the next 2 months.
19. Take a sample Wonderlic test. Post your score below.
20. Solemnly swear that Arkansas fans are the premier fanbase on TigerDroppings.
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Posted on 8/14/13 at 12:57 pm to ArmyHogs
Now that's funny 
Posted on 8/14/13 at 2:33 pm to ArmyHogs
quote:
1. What is your credit score?
e. WGAF
2. What is your favorite dinosaur and why?
Spinosaurus
3. Draw an Arkansas Razorback. Bonus points for Popcorn Hog.
I'm above drawing a hog with popcorn or a hog in general
4. Officially petition Chicken for the reinstatement of PWJ. Draw a happy squirrel once complete.
Wasn't around for PWJ to my knowledge
5. Which should be the official home of the Arkansas Razorbacks?
d. Southern Africa
6. Why is the answer to the previous question not B?
Because none of the three are relevant to CFB
7. Why should the Razorbacks continue playing at War Memorial Stadium for at least 3 more years?
Not of my concern
8. List your top 3 comedy movies.
Cable Guy
Dumb and Dumber
Liar Liar
Notice a trend piggy?
9. List your top 4 comedy movies.
^That plus Anchor Man
10. Why is Kevin Costner a better actor and overall human being than Bill Paxton? (1 paragraph minimum)
Adrien Brody is better than both
11. Who shot JR?
Crompdaddy
12. Who is the greatest president in the history of the universe?
John F. Kennedy
13. What is your favorite city in Arkansas?
Texarkana
14. Why do you want access to the Arkansas board? (10 word minimum)
Because they're not as stupid as LSU fans and not as inferior as A&M fans
15. Who has my copy of American Psycho?
Ben Bernanke?
16. Which comes next in the following series of numbers?
2,3,5,7,11,13,___ ---------------1. Because that is the only number that I, as a bama fan, concern myself with
17. What is your favorite rap song?
d.High Voltage from Linkin Park's Reanimation album
18. Name 3 stocks you expect to increase in value by at least 15% in the next 2 months.
Apple
Apple
Apple
19. Take a sample Wonderlic test. Post your score below.
Cookie
20. Solemnly swear that Arkansas fans are the premier fanbase on TigerDroppings.
I, as 4.3, solemnly swear that this is the most ridiculous set of questions by a board application poster who is from tFlagship.
This post was edited on 8/14/13 at 2:36 pm
Posted on 8/14/13 at 3:09 pm to mizzoukills
I took it, because it is a free country, mr killz
Posted on 8/14/13 at 5:19 pm to FourThreeForty
quote:
16. Which comes next in the following series of numbers?
2,3,5,7,11,13,___ ---------------1. Because that is the only number that I, as a bama fan, concern myself with
Hmm, I respect this, however I have a follow up question: Who won the 1964 Football NC?
Posted on 8/14/13 at 5:58 pm to blacknblu
Arkansas duhhhhh 
Posted on 8/14/13 at 7:28 pm to FourThreeForty
hmmmmmmm thin ice.
Posted on 8/14/13 at 9:53 pm to FourThreeForty
Posted on 8/14/13 at 11:28 pm to FourThreeForty
quote:
High Voltage from Linkin Park's Reanimation album
What a shitty band.
Posted on 8/14/13 at 11:35 pm to InVolNerable
They used to not be, but they do suck nuts now. But their reanimation album was good though. But everyone says I like shitty bands so what the hell 
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