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re: So I spotted JeffersonDawg in GA on my way to Tallahassee...*UPDATE**MOAR PICS*
Posted on 6/1/13 at 8:01 pm to Carolina_Girl
Posted on 6/1/13 at 8:01 pm to Carolina_Girl
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the Browning logo in the background.
That's badass.....
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I have no tattoos although I would like to get the block "C" with a gamecock in the background on my right ankle. Probably won't happen, though.
Why the right ankle specifically?
Nevermind.....Sounds hot to me. Hey... I have an idea. You should start a thread on this board about being on the fence about getting a tat on your ankle. And then, we could give you feedback.......... 
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Posted on 6/1/13 at 8:07 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Just brainstorming here.............
Posted on 6/1/13 at 8:14 pm to Jefferson Dawg
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You should start a thread on this board about being on the fence about getting a tat on your ankle. And then, we could give you feedback..........
Hahahaha..I'm not a glutton for punishment so I wouldn't do this! I made the mistake when I first joined the rant of using one of my pictures of myself and very quickly learned that needed to be changed ASAP. The rant is brutal!!
Posted on 6/1/13 at 8:27 pm to Carolina_Girl
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The rant is brutal!!
Sad, but true.
Oh well..... Nice talkin with you anyway.
Salt Life, babe.
Posted on 6/1/13 at 8:56 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Nice talking to you too...even if you are a Georgia fan! LOL! Welcome to the Gamecock board, by the way.
Posted on 6/1/13 at 10:13 pm to Jefferson Dawg
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First image that comes to mind here.............
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And........Now... for The Truth..............
This is going to be funny, will it be in code?
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False. It's 100% beyond our control. We are simply reporting what we see in front of our faces......
...with keen laser-like precision.
The Alan Parsons Project?
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Won't speak for Peter/Cracker, but I take this very seriously.
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Nice job plagiarizing my research. Pathetic.......
...you mean google?
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You are a shitty Historian.
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Breaks down like this......... YOu want to talk shite? Okay.........Well.............how bout we hold a fricking mirror up to your faces?!?!?..........and have you take a look??!?!?!
... :lol:....you lost me here.
Posted on 6/1/13 at 10:14 pm to Jefferson Dawg
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Just brainstorming here.............
Posted on 6/4/13 at 4:39 pm to CockInYourEar
i drove from atl to nola on saturday and only counted 3 saltlife stickers.
when i lived in mp/chas, you couldnt go through two stopsigns without seeing 3 salt life stickers. some were accompanied by clemson stickers, overwhelming majority were alongside sc stickers. im just reporting the truth.
when i lived in mp/chas, you couldnt go through two stopsigns without seeing 3 salt life stickers. some were accompanied by clemson stickers, overwhelming majority were alongside sc stickers. im just reporting the truth.
Posted on 6/4/13 at 6:09 pm to deeprig9
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when i lived in mp/chas, you couldnt go through two stopsigns without seeing 3 salt life stickers. some were accompanied by clemson stickers, overwhelming majority were alongside sc stickers. im just reporting the truth.
When I was a kid, my brothers/sisters and I would play a game on long family road-trips. It didn't have a name, that I recall, and I don't remember if we invented it or if we were taught it, but it went like this........
-Teams were divided by which side of the car they were on.
-If the car passed a field with more than one head of cattle in it, and it was on your side, your team got a point.
-But..........every time the car passed a graveyard on your side of the car, your team's points were erased. Back to zero.
-The score was final upon reaching our destination.
Long story short.......... Somebody please tell me how to post pictures from my phone.......because...I.....WILL.........WIN........THIS.......frickING.......GAME that you've started with your three photos of black suv's with Atlanta tags and Salt Life stickers.
Seriously..........I could cross The River right now and go three miles into South Carolina to the liquor store and come back with 15 snapshots minimum of Salt Lifers with Carolina tags......
Let's do this. Someone please explain to me how to post pictures from your phone?
Posted on 6/4/13 at 6:37 pm to Jefferson Dawg
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Long story short.......... Somebody please tell me how to post pictures from my phone.......because...I.....WILL.........WIN........THIS.......frickING.......GAME that you've started with your three photos of black suv's with Atlanta tags and Salt Life stickers.
Depends... is it rotary or push button?
Posted on 6/4/13 at 6:48 pm to Loathor
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Depends... is it rotary or push button?
It's rotary. Thanks.
Now, where do I insert the polaroids to get them on to the interweb?
This post was edited on 6/4/13 at 6:49 pm
Posted on 6/4/13 at 7:10 pm to Jefferson Dawg
In that case...
Depending on the size of the picture, you figure out the amount of bits it will take to upload. Hold it up at arms length and squint with your left eye (ONLY YOUR LEFT EYE... otherwise it will be in 3D and you'll be wasting money). If the picture is bigger than the fist on your other hand it is too large for the internets and will have to be "cropped" (this means you have to plant it in your yard for a couple of weeks until it shrinks down enough to fit online).
Next you will want to make sure the picture is correctly formatted. You do this by licking the back right corner. Does it taste like apples? If so then it's upside down. When you get the corner that tastes like yellow it's ready to upload correctly (if you upload an upside down, or "apple" picture, people will make fun of you, it's the law).
Now that your picture is ready to upload you are going to have to dial the internet. Everyone has there own personal access point to the internet for the purpose of contributing. First you start at zero keep going around the dial until you get to one, that wakes up the system. Next you put in the middle four digits of your SS number and your birth month. Then you put in the name you want the picture to be called. If you don't put in a name it will pick one at random, but this also flags the picture as porn out of habit. So pick something unporny, to be safe.
Finally you just hold the picture up to the microphone end of your phone for exactly seventeen seconds, no more, no less!! Be sure that it is at least ten inches away or it will be all blurry.
Tada, you now have submitted information to the world wide web... use this power wisely.
Depending on the size of the picture, you figure out the amount of bits it will take to upload. Hold it up at arms length and squint with your left eye (ONLY YOUR LEFT EYE... otherwise it will be in 3D and you'll be wasting money). If the picture is bigger than the fist on your other hand it is too large for the internets and will have to be "cropped" (this means you have to plant it in your yard for a couple of weeks until it shrinks down enough to fit online).
Next you will want to make sure the picture is correctly formatted. You do this by licking the back right corner. Does it taste like apples? If so then it's upside down. When you get the corner that tastes like yellow it's ready to upload correctly (if you upload an upside down, or "apple" picture, people will make fun of you, it's the law).
Now that your picture is ready to upload you are going to have to dial the internet. Everyone has there own personal access point to the internet for the purpose of contributing. First you start at zero keep going around the dial until you get to one, that wakes up the system. Next you put in the middle four digits of your SS number and your birth month. Then you put in the name you want the picture to be called. If you don't put in a name it will pick one at random, but this also flags the picture as porn out of habit. So pick something unporny, to be safe.
Finally you just hold the picture up to the microphone end of your phone for exactly seventeen seconds, no more, no less!! Be sure that it is at least ten inches away or it will be all blurry.
Tada, you now have submitted information to the world wide web... use this power wisely.
Posted on 6/4/13 at 7:15 pm to Loathor
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Depends... is it rotary or push button?
Posted on 6/4/13 at 7:20 pm to Loathor
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In that case...
Depending on the size of the picture, you figure out the amount of bits it will take to upload. Hold it up at arms length and squint with your left eye (ONLY YOUR LEFT EYE... otherwise it will be in 3D and you'll be wasting money). etc....
This is awesome. B/w you and Bluefin I didn't know we had so many high caliber funny posters. Well done.
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Next you will want to make sure the picture is correctly formatted. You do this by licking the back right corner. Does it taste like apples? If so then it's upside down.
This post was edited on 6/4/13 at 7:21 pm
Posted on 6/4/13 at 7:37 pm to Loathor
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Then you put in the name you want the picture to be called. If you don't put in a name it will pick one at random
Everything worked until right here.....
There's three letters for every digit on the rotary dial. How will it know which ones I want?
This is bullshite.
Posted on 6/4/13 at 7:38 pm to CockInYourEar
/bow
Posted on 6/4/13 at 8:58 pm to Jefferson Dawg
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Everything worked until right here.....
There's three letters for every digit on the rotary dial. How will it know which ones I want?
This is bullshite.
Come on man... this is the 21st century. You just say the letter you want out loud as you spin the dial... duh...
Posted on 6/4/13 at 9:07 pm to Loathor
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Come on man... this is the 21st century. You just say the letter you want out loud as you spin the dial... duh...
Huh? I'm lost.
How about this? Can I just click the receiver a few times.....and then get Miss Darla to switch the right plugs around?
Posted on 6/4/13 at 9:28 pm to Jefferson Dawg
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Huh? I'm lost.
How about this? Can I just click the receiver a few times.....and then get Miss Darla to switch the right plugs around?
No, alas.
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but Miss Darla got laid off in the last wave of tech innovation. She has been replaced by "the system". Which is the fancy term used by the internet savvy for the group of monkeys who do her job now. It takes fifty of them to do the job half as well as she did, but they get paid peanuts... literally.
But they are shite when it comes to customer support. You're on your own.
Posted on 6/4/13 at 10:07 pm to Loathor
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group of monkeys who do her job now. It takes fifty of them to do the job half as well as she did, but they get paid peanuts... literally.
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