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re: F-U-C-K-ery Thread: Official OT Thread

Posted on 10/10/18 at 12:52 pm to
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 10/10/18 at 12:52 pm to
The gift that is going to keep on giving.
Posted by TheUSC
Irmo
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Posted on 10/10/18 at 1:01 pm to
Thanks man. I was out in left field. Hard to believe they can hate as much as Carolina and Clemson do. But I believe you. Wish they sold beer at the USC/Clemson games. Damn the fights that would break out. Would be a thing of beauty.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
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Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 10/10/18 at 1:06 pm to
They serve beer at a few college stadiums now.

I know West Virginia is one of them.
I have no clue how that’s possible and the stadium hasn’t burnt down already
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 10/10/18 at 1:07 pm to
Yea i know what you mean but i can’t pick either.
I goes against everything that i believe in.

Players do well. And hope their teams lose.

They get a contract and make the payola. That’s all they’re trying to get anyway
Posted by TheUSC
Irmo
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Posted on 10/11/18 at 5:28 am to
I love the title of this thread.
Every time I see it, I crack up.
F-U-C-K-ery Thread
Only Garnet could come up with this.
Cheers:
Posted by TheUSC
Irmo
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Posted on 10/11/18 at 6:22 am to
I just let my dog out to go pee. Good thing I tied a rope around his hind leg. As soon as he stepped outside, the wind swooped his arse up in the air. Took me an hour to get him back down. Damn that was fun. Reminded me of being a kid flying my kite. Il admit I could have pulled him down sooner but was having to much fun. Gonna tape some glow sticks on him and fly him some more. Take some pictures and report a UFO. Good times.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 10/11/18 at 9:06 am to
quote:

F-U-C-K-ery Thread


it's because tRANT changes it to FRICK

Posted by TheUSC
Irmo
Member since Sep 2018
887 posts
Posted on 10/11/18 at 10:11 am to
Smart on your part and a good idea. I can even post on here and not sound stupid or uninformed.
Posted by scrooster
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Member since Jul 2012
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Posted on 10/11/18 at 12:55 pm to
The eye of the storm literally passed right over our farm this morning. We drove out here last night knowing what was left of the storm was tracking here ... but I mean we were watching it on radar and it passed dead center over the top of us down here near Augusta.

Second time that has happened in my life ... the first being Hugo, but we were not in our house on the IOP for that one. We were 27 miles inland near Walterboro.
Posted by TheUSC
Irmo
Member since Sep 2018
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Posted on 10/11/18 at 2:24 pm to
How bad was it for y’all this morning ? Was your property ok ? Maybe it’s me but I felt like Hugo was much worse over all. Doesn’t Carolina Girl live near your farm ? Haven’t seen her post sense the hurricane. Glad your ok. It was pretty bad here early this morning.
Posted by TheUSC
Irmo
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Posted on 10/11/18 at 2:54 pm to
Also, I was wondering. Did you see the eye wall in either of the hurricanes ?
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 10/11/18 at 5:42 pm to
All black uniforms.
White helmet, block C.

Posted by TheUSC
Irmo
Member since Sep 2018
887 posts
Posted on 10/11/18 at 7:12 pm to
Damn. That will look sharp. Is that fo sho ?
Posted by TheUSC
Irmo
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887 posts
Posted on 10/11/18 at 7:36 pm to
I was reading the Rant and started yawning. I thought to myself, maybe a snack will help. So I went into the kitchen and decided to eat a couple of brownies. I was a bit confused. Couldn’t remember why I baked 2 plates and not just piled them all on one plate. Well, I grabbed a couple and started reading the rant again. About 1/2 hour later I realized, just like that, everything I read was funny as shite. Weird how that worked out. Maybe it was too much sugar.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 10/12/18 at 6:43 am to
Serious question.

If you are eating dope brownies do you still get the munchies?

Do you finish say a plate of brownies then eat a whole pizza afterwards?

Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54617 posts
Posted on 10/12/18 at 6:49 am to
quote:

it's because tRANT changes it to FRICK


It turns w I g g e r into wanker

Like some wannabe white kid in Iowa knows the English language

C - L - U - C - K - ery would have made it more SC unique
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 10/12/18 at 7:02 am to
For the Tater lurkers on here Thanks Smokey

Short version
Posted by TheUSC
Irmo
Member since Sep 2018
887 posts
Posted on 10/12/18 at 7:38 am to
quote:

Do you eat a whole pizza afterwards


Yeah I do. But I cut it into 20 pieces so il have more to eat. I won’t even go into the time I made toast and ate it, only to go back and toast 2 more, realizing the damn bread was covered in mold.
This post was edited on 10/12/18 at 7:39 am
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 10/12/18 at 9:00 am to
quote:



C - L - U - C - K - ery would have made it more SC unique



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Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 10/12/18 at 9:02 am to
quote:

TheUSC


I find you Fascinating
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