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re: Clempson Hate Week is HERE!!!
Posted on 11/25/13 at 7:05 pm to CockInYourEar
Posted on 11/25/13 at 7:05 pm to CockInYourEar
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CockInYourEar
That's perfect.
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Posted on 11/26/13 at 10:43 am to scrooster
I feel like since it's Clemson week this should be left here:
Jungle Boi Swag.
Jungle Boi Swag.
Posted on 11/26/13 at 10:56 am to CayceCock13
I miss that kid as a leader on the defense.
Posted on 11/26/13 at 12:35 pm to CayceCock13
Posted on 11/26/13 at 2:01 pm to CockRocket
A Clemson football player was almost killed yesterday in a tragic horse back riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse.
Posted on 11/27/13 at 7:32 am to CockInYourEar
Marty buys clemson ticket for $4
It was on the 50 yard line...
and then he can't even give it away for free....
How do you make Clemson cookies?
Put them in an orange bowl and beat them senseless for 4 hours.
West Virginia just scored again.
It was on the 50 yard line...
and then he can't even give it away for free....
How do you make Clemson cookies?
Put them in an orange bowl and beat them senseless for 4 hours.
West Virginia just scored again.
Posted on 11/27/13 at 6:11 pm to CockInYourEar
I hope yall shite stomp them.
I'm tired of their recruiting presence in Gwinnett County.
I'm tired of their recruiting presence in Gwinnett County.
Posted on 11/27/13 at 7:41 pm to deeprig9
Posted on 11/28/13 at 10:05 am to ConwayGamecock
A Clemson fan walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a Clemson jersey and helmet, and festooned with Clemson pom-poms.
The bartender says, “Hey! No pets are allowed in here! You’ll have to leave!”
The Clemson fan begs him: “Look, I’m desperate. We’re both big fans, the TV is broken, and this is the only place around where we can watch the Carolina-Clemson football game!”
After securing a promise that the dog will behave, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar to watch the game. The big game begins with the Clemson receiving the kickoff. They march down field, get stopped at the 30, and kick a field goal. With that the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down giving high-fives to everyone.
The bartender says, “Wow, that is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen! What does that dog do if Clemson beats South Carolina?”
The owner replies, “I don’t know, I’ve only had him for 4 years.”
The bartender says, “Hey! No pets are allowed in here! You’ll have to leave!”
The Clemson fan begs him: “Look, I’m desperate. We’re both big fans, the TV is broken, and this is the only place around where we can watch the Carolina-Clemson football game!”
After securing a promise that the dog will behave, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar to watch the game. The big game begins with the Clemson receiving the kickoff. They march down field, get stopped at the 30, and kick a field goal. With that the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down giving high-fives to everyone.
The bartender says, “Wow, that is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen! What does that dog do if Clemson beats South Carolina?”
The owner replies, “I don’t know, I’ve only had him for 4 years.”
Posted on 11/28/13 at 4:28 pm to deeprig9
quote:How is us beating Clemson going to decrease their recruiting presence in a county in Georiga?
I'm tired of their recruiting presence in Gwinnett County.
Quit relying on us to take care of your shite.
Posted on 11/28/13 at 9:28 pm to CockInYourEar
Posted on 11/28/13 at 9:46 pm to 1801
Here's a few I made:
Posted on 11/29/13 at 11:24 am to Swan Ronson
Anyone got the pic of the USC fan laughing at the Clemson fan in the stands? Both black guys. Thanks.
Posted on 11/29/13 at 10:50 pm to CHSgc
This post was edited on 11/29/13 at 10:52 pm
Posted on 11/29/13 at 10:59 pm to CockInYourEar
This picture is great. Have one that was taken a second later saved on my laptop
Posted on 11/30/13 at 8:30 am to Cockopotamus
Dabo, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Clemson flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Coach," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."
Dabbo felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a three-story mansion with a black and gold sidewalk, 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous gamecock flag and, in every window, a USC logo.
Dabo looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was a good coach, I won the acc a lot of bowl games So why does Steve Spurrier get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said "Dabo that's not Steve Spurrier's house, it's mine!"
A Clemson fan, Georgia fan, and a Carolina fan were going fishing together one day when they discovered the body of a dead woman on the side of the road. The woman was completely naked so out of respect they decided to take their hats off and cover her. The Carolina fan laid his hat over her left breast, the Georgia fan laid his over her right breast, and the Clemson fan laid his over her crotch. They called the cops and once they got there the police had to examine the body. The officer lifted the Carolina hat and wrote something on his notepad, he then lifted the Georgia hat and did the same thing. He got to the Clemson hat and lifted it, put it back down, lifted it again and then lifted again a third time. The Clemson fan was a little upset and ask the officer was he some kind of pervert, to which the officer replied, nope just shocked, I'm used to seeing a$$holes up under these hats.
Dabbo felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a three-story mansion with a black and gold sidewalk, 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous gamecock flag and, in every window, a USC logo.
Dabo looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was a good coach, I won the acc a lot of bowl games So why does Steve Spurrier get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said "Dabo that's not Steve Spurrier's house, it's mine!"
A Clemson fan, Georgia fan, and a Carolina fan were going fishing together one day when they discovered the body of a dead woman on the side of the road. The woman was completely naked so out of respect they decided to take their hats off and cover her. The Carolina fan laid his hat over her left breast, the Georgia fan laid his over her right breast, and the Clemson fan laid his over her crotch. They called the cops and once they got there the police had to examine the body. The officer lifted the Carolina hat and wrote something on his notepad, he then lifted the Georgia hat and did the same thing. He got to the Clemson hat and lifted it, put it back down, lifted it again and then lifted again a third time. The Clemson fan was a little upset and ask the officer was he some kind of pervert, to which the officer replied, nope just shocked, I'm used to seeing a$$holes up under these hats.
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