re: Do you realize? . .

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That humans average about 15 farts per day? So with 92,000 inside Sanford Stadium, if everyones arse was mic’d up, it would sound like one long continuous fart for 4 hours in there

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More than that.

If you fart 15 times evenly throughout the day that's .625 farts per hour. If the game lasts 4 hours, that's 2.5 farts for the average person.

92k people times 2.5 farts is 230k farts.

If each fart lasts half a second that's 115k seconds of farting.

There are 60 seconds in one minute, so dividing by 60 we get 1916.6 minutes of farting.

There 60 minutes in an hour, so dividing again by 60 again we get an approximation of 32 hours of farting in Sanford on any given football Saturday....Not accounting for increased tootledge as a result of alcohol, tailgating snacks, and other farty concessions.