re: Spin off: What is the best college team name, and why is it the Razorbacks?

You see, what had happened was it was the late 80's. The SEC members sent reps from each school to determine who would join us in our conference in order to reach 12 teams so we could we have the SECCG in 1992. Well the Auburn delegation brought some hydro weed grown by their excellent botany students. The Aubies are generous folk and being the good ol boys that they are shared the weed. Now hydro was rare in those days and we didn't have the tolerance to it like we do today and everybody got real high and then the munchies. So we decided to go with the pig and chicken mascott schools because we couldn't stop thinking about the food potential at our tailgates. And this is how Arkansas and South Carolina were both voted in the SEC unanimously. So you see, the Arkanasas mascot is so cool it is why they were invited to join the SEC.