re: "Cuss words don't make a sentence any better"

Wrote a report to Florida High School Athletic Association. My Mom liked it.

Touchdown scored with 1:25 on the clock in the 4th quarter. Two flags laying in the corner of the end zone. White Hat arrives

“ Ray, what in the world.”
“ Provided there are no other flags on the field.”
“There are none.”
“We have a touchdown by blue with clean hands. Following the TD, 42 white takes the knees out from the halfback 25, nine yards deep in the end zone. Dead ball, late hit, 42 white.”
“Saw that, good call.”
“The second flag?”
“ You know me, as I was chastising 42 white, for the lack of judgement and the hole he just put his team in. #10 White looks me dead in the eyes and jerks his chin strap off his helmet, then proceeds to express his desire to have illicit sexual relations with me. When I inquired as the nature of his true intent , #10 removed his helmet, while still on the field of play, and expressed his desire for me to have illicit sexual relations with my mother.”

White Hat is about to bust a gut. “ I think it’s time to send the young lad home.”
“He has been so advised.”