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re: Florida fans...I arrive in Gainesville on Thursday

Posted on 11/9/20 at 11:20 pm to
Posted by admiralduckwad
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 11/9/20 at 11:20 pm to
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Your mom is giving bj's in the Wal-Mart parking lot for a nickel. Without the dentures is a dime.


Florida boomers dropping yo mama jokes when they literally have a hook married to their football coach
Posted by GaryGator
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Posted on 11/9/20 at 11:44 pm to
Mrs. Pittman will also be sucking dicks for nickels at the lay-a-way window in the back of the store.
When asked for comment she said, and I quote. "I ain't seen Sam's chode since April of 83. On account of Sam's dickie-do."

*dickie-do - When your belly sticks out further than your dickie-do.
This post was edited on 11/10/20 at 11:49 am
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