re: Who’s the most Baw coach in the SEC?

Kirby - from Bainbridge which is a baw AF area. Strikes me as a wannabe though. My guess is he was hall monitor in middle school and a snitch in high school.

Proot - second bawest baw of the current baws, but he's an earned and learned baw and not a natural one. Sand Mountain is a pretty backward place full of snake handlers and white trash. That ain't baw, baw.

Ed O - I'm pretty sure me and this muh'fricka shot doves last Saturday, got drunk watching the football game(s), swapped girlfriends, then threw on our fishing shirts and crocs and rode dirt roads flicking Marlboro heaters at stop signs and drinkin' white cans while the sausage finished on the Big Green Egg. Bawest by far. Baw as frick.

Gus - Waffle House is baw. Gus is not.

Kiffin - Daniel Tosh ain't baw. Kiffin might sorta be, but not too much.