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The Metairie (Doesn’t wear his Gump gear anymore out in public) Crybaby Speaks:

Here is the Picture!

2000 — LSU Win — (8-4) — (3-8)
2001 — LSU Win — (10-3) — (7-5)
2002 — LSU Loss — (8-5) — (10-3)
2003 — LSU Win (NC) — (13-1) — (4-9)
2004 — LSU Win — (9-3) — (6-6)
2005 — LSU Win — (11-2) — (0-2)
2006 — LSU Win — (11-2) — (0-7)
2007 — LSU Win (NC) — (12-2) — (2-6)
2008 — LSU Loss — (8-5) (12-2)
2009 — LSU Loss — (9-4) (14-0)

LSU won 7/10 & 2 NCs.
LSU was 99-31 (.762) for the decade
Gumps 58-48 (.547) for the decade

2010 — LSU (11-2) (10-3)
2011 — LSU (NC loss) (13-1) (12-1)
2012 — 1 (10-3) (13-1)
2013 — 2 (10-3) (11-2)
2014 — 3 (8-5) (12-2)
2015 — 4 (9-3) (14-1)
2016 — 5 (8-4) (14-1)
2017 — 6 (9-4) (13-1)
2018 — 7 (10-3) (14-1)
2019 — LSU (NC) (15-0) (11-2)

LSU is 103-28 (.786) for the decade
ALA is 123-15 (.891) for the decade

MILLENNIUM CALC

LSU = 202-59 (.774 Winning)
ALA = 181-63 (.742 Winning)

12 Fun Facts Since 2000
1. LSU has 3 legitimate National Titles
2. LSU leads ALA (21 more wins) 202-181
3. LSU has fewer losses than ALA (59 vs 63)
4. LSU leads in winning % at .774 vs .742
5. LSU has only perfect 15-0 SEC Season
6. LSU is Defending Nat’l Champion on rise
7. LSU is now perennial Top 3-5 Recruiting
8. LSU FB never had NCAA severe penalties
9. LSU set all-time record for Pros Drafted
10. LSU runs clean program to be proud of
11. LSU Win in 2020 ties the series at 11-11
12. I left off about a dozen more items

Cluck about your 5 Dirty titles
Cluck about your sole NC win vs LSU in 2011 Your Mercs are quitting! coaching is in the toilet! Dump Jones (1 DUI?) is your QB. Your 12+ Win seasons are done. You can’t beat Top 10 Teams. You struggled against a hapless Michigan. We’ll grease treads of our Tiger Tanks with your fkn entrails every year.

It’s time for ANOTHER NICE 5-YEAR win streak to knock the arrogance out of you

Here’s your bonus: It’s all true!

Damn Pokey!!! You’ve got the gumps reeling ITT!

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Posted by Mankowski

Michigan

Member since Oct 2019

390 posts

Posted on 7/17/20 at 2:09 pm to The_Ultimate_Warrior

You Keep comparing LSU's program with Bama's which is fine, but trying to convince everyone and yourself that LSU is even remotely close or the next dynasty and that Bama and Saban are over is a Joke at best. Is he slowing down, well yes, who doesn't when your almost 70.The man is still in excellent physical condition and his mind seems sharp still. Compare that to Bryant when he was 69, you could tell he was spent. I don't see that at all with Saban. What's all these numbers and stats you keep throwing around? Seriously is that to make yourself feel better about the situation? Look man LSU just won the national title why don't you go celebrate that instead.I was completely serious with my congrats on the title, so why don't you except it like a man and move on. Not that hard my friend.Friendly ribbing is fun to do and everybody does it, that's what makes college football great.You sir take the whole damn thing way to seriously. LSU has a fine program no question about that but Alabama's is just as fine and better in some cases, just my opinion get over it. I'll throw some numbers around without cherry picking them. These are straight and simple numbers. There's been 83 meetings between the two schools and Bama holds the edge 53-26-5. LSU's longest win streak against The Tide is 5, Bama's is 11. Since Bryant's retirement (1982) oh your going to love this one because it has Bama's dark years in them, and that's when LSU had their longest win streak (5) Alabama still holds the edge 22-15-1. Saban is 10-3 against your beloved Tigers and coach O is 1-6 against my beloved Tide. Im not even going to show championships because we all know who wins that one, even without the bullshite ones. So for the love of God, go and enjoy that title instead of making a fool out of yourself on here and calling everyone names...Dick.

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