re: Why does Alabama have a trash fanbase?

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You're correct. It's not all flat piney woods 
or swampy, mosquito-filled mudflats with 
knuckle draggers shooting alligators and wiping 
their arse with moss. So, stay off our 
Gulf beaches and out of our mountains with 
clear running streams and keep holding your mud 
festivals while we build rockets and move forward in technology. 

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