re: Wolken says cancel the entire Big Dance.

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Come at me, dog. I’m prepped and ready to take out your soy cuck beta arse. I’ve been waiting for FluPocalypse. My fat stores will save me.

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Added bonus is that at the same time your fat stores save you from malnutrition, your fat stories will entertain all who are blessed enough to be around to listen.

Fat people can always tell a good story. Natural storytellers.