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re: Kirby Smart has lost control.
Posted on 1/9/20 at 8:37 am to armtackledawg
Posted on 1/9/20 at 8:37 am to armtackledawg
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I haven't read it, but if they alleged loss of consortium that is nothing but white trash ambulance chasing.
The depositions for these claims are hilarious. It's amazing how much sex these people are having even after the spouse's injuries. Of course, asking very detailed questions about that shite usually makes them drop the claim when they realize they'll have to give that testimony in open court.
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Posted on 1/9/20 at 8:51 am to udtiger
Transcript excerpt:
Plaintiff's attorney: Sir, can you describe how often per week you were massaging or fingering your wife's butthole?
Cate Mays' dad: At least 3-4 times per week. She loves it when I trace circles on the starfish. It's her favorite.
Plaintiff's attorney: And describe for the court how that beloved practice has changed since your finger shot across the Sanford Stadium floor?
Cate's daddy: Sir, it has been tragic. I now have to use my left non-dominant pinkie to get up into Bertha's cornhole. She says it's awkward and hurts sometimes. We spend most nights crying ourselves to sleep now.
Tom Mars: I rest my case. Immediate eligibility assured.
Plaintiff's attorney: Sir, can you describe how often per week you were massaging or fingering your wife's butthole?
Cate Mays' dad: At least 3-4 times per week. She loves it when I trace circles on the starfish. It's her favorite.
Plaintiff's attorney: And describe for the court how that beloved practice has changed since your finger shot across the Sanford Stadium floor?
Cate's daddy: Sir, it has been tragic. I now have to use my left non-dominant pinkie to get up into Bertha's cornhole. She says it's awkward and hurts sometimes. We spend most nights crying ourselves to sleep now.
Tom Mars: I rest my case. Immediate eligibility assured.
This post was edited on 1/9/20 at 8:52 am
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