Thanks y'all!! Seriously...it means a helluva lot that y'all remembered!!

I posted this on twitter but since it is nurse's week I'll share last night's events with y'all here.

During my 12 hour shift I:

1. Had a female patient proposition me for a threesome with her and her fiance.
2. Was asked by another female patient what my astrological sign was and when I replied "Virgo" she actually yelled, "I BET YOU'RE GOOD IN BED!"
3. Had a steaming hot cup of coffee thrown at me. (they missed)
4. Had a patient that was massively fricked up on drugs and alcohol and he was wearing Gamecock pajama bottoms. (I'm in Wilmington, NC)

Those are just the highlights. Nursing is many things and boring definitely is not one of them.

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Posted by I Bleed Garnet

Cullman, AL

Member since Jul 2011

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Posted on 5/7/19 at 5:41 am to Carolina_Girl

What’s the craziest story you got for us?

Also this one

quote:
Had a patient that was massively fricked up on drugs and alcohol and he was wearing Gamecock pajama bottoms. (I'm in Wilmington, NC)

Clearly a tater troll.

Seriously we are living in their heads rent free!!!

This post was edited on 5/7/19 at 5:42 am

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Posted by Cheese Grits

Wherever I lay my hat is my home

Member since Apr 2012

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Posted on 5/8/19 at 1:26 pm to Carolina_Girl

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I replied "Virgo" she actually yelled, "I BET YOU'RE GOOD IN BED!

Virgo is the Virgin and your posting style suggests a pure and innocent heart.

Scorpios tho are the sex sign even if some are bastards or ho's out of bed

Anyway, Happy Nurses Day!