re: How long until a real basketball school hires Pearl away from Auburn?

Curley Pube, how come you are so upset with AUs success ? I thought by now you would be planning your A-day trip. I’m sure you have saved up for the big trip, carpooling with your buddies helps. Don’t forget to use your Bama A-day checklist:
1. Cigarettes- check
2. Natty Lites- check
3. Slim Jim’s - check
4. Trent Richardson Jersey - check
5. Cutoff of work jeans- check
6. Red and white shaker (from HS team)- check
7. Nugget Gold necklaces with #17- check
8 Tickets- who are we kidding, they are free.**see note.

**note- do not rip tickets, use for later framing.