re: Craziest Thing You Witnessed in College

Auburn cops could be such dicks. My sophmore year, I guess I was 20 at the time - went out to the Rodeo in mid april. Drank all day until about 4, got sunburnt, and caught a ride home with a friend. Fell asleep for until about 9 or 10. Drove over to some buddies who were juniors and both 21, and had never stopped drinking all day. They needed some booze and I drove them to the service station on Wire at the intersection of Shug Jordan. There were some cops in the parking lot, and I guess they figured they had an easy DUI in the making and followed us all the way back to my buddies apartment over by Momma Goldbergs. They turned on their lights following us into the parking lot. They asked if I had been drinking, and I told them no and said I would submit to the breathalizer. I of course was sober, which I think kind of pissed them off. They made my friends open up every can of the two cases they had just bought and pour out every ounce.

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We were at a house party in Northpointe and the cops were called. Very nice 5-0 just made us pour out the Whiskey/Vodka handles and beers.

Once they left, a patron walks out of a bedroom with 3 cases of Budlight and says “They were under the bed, suuucka! Now where were we?”

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