re: My man and girl situation

I also have a girl situation. I have been looking for a cute girlfriend since High School when I first began my love quest. The problem I have is that I can’t seem to find a cute boyfriend free girl. Every girl I meet in Wal Mart, or McDonalds, or the Library ALREADY has a boyfriend. It has gotten so bad that I am now scared and anxious that every girl is already taken and have a phobia I have termed noviophobia, the fear that all the good girls are already taken.

To deal with this noviophobia I have begun posting advertisements and flyers of what I call my attraction sign at local public gathering places.



Basically it says stuff about me and what I”m looking for.

ME:

21 and Single White Male...
-Shy -Smart
-Young at Heart
-Computer skilled
-Humorous -
A great thinker and go-getter
-"Natural salesperson"
-Enjoys good parts of life
-Diplomatic -
Friendly
-Loves his family
-Peaceful
-Very creative
-_He's lonely_

And what I’m looking for

CUTE
18-21
SINGLE
FEMALE COMPANION
18-21 years of age *does _not_ already have a boyfriend *Single
-Average to Slender Weight/Body Type
-White
-Lives in local area
*Does NOT Smoke or Drink Alcohol
-Happy, Positive Personality
*Average/High Income
-Drives a vehicle

So far I havn’t got any phone calls or emails from real boyfriend free girls and I remain a virgin with rage. What can I do to end my love quest?