re: My man and girl situation

So my friend met these two girls out at the club. They were all raging drunk but they were having a good time, the girls really seemed kinda into him and she suggested they go back to his hotel room for a little fun. "It'll be like winning the lottery" she said.

Well the next morning he shows up for breakfast and he did not look happy. I asked what happened and he said. "It was like winning the lottery, we had six matching balls"

Yes none of this story is true. #Shitposting lore.