re: What’s wrong with message boards

I’m not on my laptop so I can’t post those baby tigers

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I’ve been drinking

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Stop posting rhetorical questions.

Your posts for one

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Harry Rex Vonner. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Southern culture, history, and sports most of the jokes will go over the typical reader's head. There's also Rex's esoteric approach, which is deftly woven into his characterization - his personal philosophy draws heavily Albert Pike's writings for instance. Smart Rantards understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rex truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humor in Rex's name and avatar picture which are subtle references to "A Time to Kill" by legendary Southern Author John Grisham in which Grisham's Vonner character is a shifty, duplicitous attorney not dissimilar from his posting persona. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Harry Rex Vonner's genius unfolds itself on their computer and phone screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Harry Rex Vonner tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

I can see Harry Rex as a nephew of the land owner of the land that the Snopes share crop. Will Varner. Eck Snopes fell in love with a cow. Sounds like something which would happen down on the plains.
As good a set of books ever written.
The Hamlet, The Town, The Mansion.

Lsupride is pretty bad at times too. Everytime I see him on there he’s always arguing with somebody even if he’s been proven wrong. He cannot stop arguing.

link?

Huh. The Aggies and Horns seem to be having a weird racist correspondence slap fight.